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Old 03-09-2007, 03:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:13 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Monks Deathmatch Competition Thread
In a shocking turn Tyler Durden and Danny Diamond have "teamed" up to become "Rated DDT" (geddit!!) and are refusing to fight each other, instead they have kicked the merciless crap out of Jayman backstage leaving him in a bloody crumpled mess and challenged his opponents, Emma and Erin to a Hotel Room Hodown.

The rules for this match aren't entirely clear, however it does seem to involve lots of sexy underwear, a "Do Not Disturb" sign, an eight hour time limit and lots of baby oil.

More news will follow on what will surely be the match of the century, and an instant hit when released as a DVD later in the year.
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Old 03-09-2007, 05:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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So we can promo eh? I gots something cookin' here goes


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Old 03-09-2007, 08:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Okay, here's my promo.....

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*Jayman sits in a rocking chair, and it's dark all around him. He's sipping a glass of Chardonnay, or apple juice, it's hard to tell. Soft music is playing in the background...wait, no it's Nine Inch Nails "Closer".

"I vow to give you a great deathmatch in my three-way with Erin and Emma. Just how do I take on E-squared? Simple: for your viewing pleasure, I will sit in the corner and let the two divas cat-fight it out. If they aren't ripping off eachothers clothes quickly enough, I will slide in and pull off a shirt, or rip off some pants. If the fans chant 'No more undies! No more undies!', then the girls panties are off (If they are wearing any to begin with). I do this because I want, no I NEED, your vote.

Then, when they are both vulnerable and nude, I will slide and schoolboy (or is it schoolgirl..hmm) one of the two, getting the cheap victory.

But if you don't vote for me, the females will remain clothed. You have been warned.

*Jayman sips again on his appl...I mean Chardonnay.
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (10/10/2008)


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Old 03-09-2007, 08:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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But if you don't vote for me, the females will remain clothed. You have been warned.
Ah but what if we're not clothed to begin with??
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Old 03-09-2007, 08:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ah but what if we're not clothed to begin with??

No..but..umm..what? You have to be clothed...you need to wear standard "wrestling gear" to the match, which includes 3 layers of sweatshirts, windpants, a couple layers of socks, a baseball hat, a bandana over your face.....I'm promising that will all come off. And I'm promising HLA!!!!

Vote for Jayman!
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:21 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Well if you vote for Emma to win, there will be a higher chance of further rudey shenanigans in and out of the ring (and in and out and in and out...oh the innuendo...)...but if Jayman goes through, then Emma will be forced to storm the stage and declothe Jayman in his next match. And you don't want that....do you??
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So I am against the Crocker eh? Well lucky for you buddy I am not an aligater/crock wrestler... but I watch enough wrestling to deal some damage... Now if I could only find me leotard.
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Well if you vote for Emma to win, there will be a higher chance of further rudey shenanigans in and out of the ring (and in and out and in and out...oh the innuendo...)...but if Jayman goes through, then Emma will be forced to storm the stage and declothe Jayman in his next match. And you don't want that....do you??
Mmm, on the one hand Jay makes a powerful and compelling arguement, but on the other hand, there is no way I want to see Jay "declothed".
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:34 AM   #20 (permalink)
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No..but..umm..what? You have to be clothed...you need to wear standard "wrestling gear" to the match, which includes 3 layers of sweatshirts, windpants, a couple layers of socks, a baseball hat, a bandana over your face.....I'm promising that will all come off. And I'm promising HLA!!!!
Oh, you mean like this...?



No-one looks as damn hot as that and doesn't win.
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