JP

1. People at the bar who have seen you're there first yet still go to order before you. Fuck off mate.

2. Cleaning your teeth and you accidentally jog your hand and hurt your gum.

3. Stubbing your toe.

4. Crap adverts on loads of channels at the same time.

5. Ben from Eastenders.

6. Sonia from Eastenders. Man up for christ sake.

7. Eastenders.

8. Chavved up cars bombing it down the street. Mate its a Vauxhall Nova.

More as I think of them.

Mr. Hyde

jog your hand and hurt your gum??? What the fuck does that mean??? I live in America and I use an electric tooth brush. What do you use, a rock?

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol i know, arent you from the US, all that shit sounds british. i got a few:

- people that have to talk like they're deaf when they are on a cell phone.
- people who talk nothing besides past time drinking when they are drinking.
- white people who talk black but are from the suburbs.

Inogenius

hahaha I have no clue what the words mean, but I know exactly what you mean still.

emmathe37th

People who walk really slow

People who walk in front of you and then stop and turn 180 degrees into you. Do they not consider there MIGHT be someone behind them?

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

Yea, I forgot about that too.

- people who do not take rights on red lights when there is nobody coming.
- on the highway when people just brake for absolutely no reason right in front of you when there is nobody in front of them
- people who find it necessary to get in your lane when you are going fast to go 20 mph slower than you are

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

People who drive slow in the fast lane.

People who suddenly slow way down when they see a bridge is covered with snow.

People who don't get in a turn lane to make a turn but instead stay on the road and come to a complete stop to make their turn.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

- People who walk really slow in front of you in the halls at school or the mall. I want to punch them in the back of the head.

- Dogs in sweaters

- Kirsten Dunst

- Any class before 11 am.

- Couples who break up and get back together 500 times, and drag everyone else into it, and talk non-stop about it

- People who say, "Oh I did so bad on that test", when they actually got a 90%. This also applies to skinny girls, who claim they are fat, so that other girls will reassure them they are in fact, skinny.

- The Stewart skit on SNL

- Dakota Fanning

- People who think the library is their home exclusivly. The ones that gaze at me as if I am conducting some injustice by browsing the bookshelf near your little cubicle in the library. I'm not throwing ninja stars at you, suck it up and stop staring at me with hostility!

- Those morons who raise his/her hand to answer a rhetorical question, relate his/her life story, or pointlessly argue with the professor and thereby needlessly prolong class. I want to stab you with a pointy object. Keep Your Fucking Hand Down in Lecture and Shut Up. No One Cares.

- Piaget and his stupid theory of cognitive development. His buddies Vygotsky and Erikson can also take a hike. It never ends with Piaget. It then goes into NEO-Piagetian theory. As if someone took the time to come up with a new one. Nobody cares about classical OR operant conditioning, either.

- Kids with stupid names, and their parents who name them these names. Kids with first names as last names. It's not cute, it's stupid. Also, replacing any vowel with 'Y', also unacceptable.

- People who spell my name Aaron... I'm clearly a girl, idiot.

- Taco Bell

- Most forms of modern art, and the fact people actually fund this art

- gas prices

- Ham

- People who don't signal

- When people just stare at you as they drive by, I just stare back. Also, when guys honk at you. What is the point?

- fake nails

- People who brag about being drunk or stoned

- the book Brave New World

- People who take offense to everything and try to act like they have never been politically uncorrect.

- People who try to claim something is politically incorrect when it's not. The other day I said several Jewish girls I knew had really big, dark eyes, and my friend said I was politically incorrect. No I'm not, nor was I insulting them. Shut the hell up, you are not even Jewish.

- Current buns, hot cross buns, almost any kind of buns.

- Anyone who says "Git Er Dun" on a regular basis

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

I hate that shit so much. Like when I come home at night there is some idiot always going 55 in the fast lane and other lanes are so slow it is impossible to get around them. Yesterday when I was in the bus some stupid asian woman banged a fucking u-turn in frront of me from the right side with out a blinker and stopped right in front of me and I ended up like 1 foot away from T-boning her. That turn shit is annoying as fuck too, at least 2 or 3 times a day when I'm workign some idiot will do that.

- people who do not use turn signals and expect you to know what they are doing.
- people who think just because they start to cut you off you should let them in your lane and they keep going causing you to brake hard.

Inogenius

Good lord, I think Aaron and I are exactly a like.

I hate people who still pull the Rick James skit ... you the one I'm talking about - "I'm Rick James biiiiitch."

Yeah that one.