stupid people and their drinking

Inogenius

It's Saturday and I'm home at 11:30. I feel pathetic. I had plans, went out, and started to have a fun time. But that all went to waste.

It's my friend's fiances 21st birthday Tuesday, and she got the 21 & over ID today. In Ohio, everyone 21 and under has vertical licenses, so it's practically impossible to get served, considering the 21 and over licenses are horizontal. Since the bartenders never check birthdays and instead just see the style license you have, they served her no problem. Anyway, we leave her at the bar with another girl friend of hers and my friend a few others are playing pool. Fast forward no more than 30 minutes and she literally falls into my arms, calling me her boyfriends name. I'm like, "Whoa, get your women off me." It gets worse though, she already feels like puking so she goes into the bathroom, and instead falls over and hits her head on the floor. Comes out, can't stand at all at this point, so we decide it's time to go. As we're waiting, my friend (her fiance) is trying to pay the tab, and because she can't stand up, me and her (I'm trying to hold her up) are kicked out of the bar by the door man. Literally, it went like "YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW!" I'm not sure what he was thinking we were doing. As we're waiting outside, what does she start doing? Puking - all over. After pretty much doing a re-creation of the scene from Team America, we finally get her loaded up in the car, and safely home. I guess she's fast asleep in the bathroom at their house now, and I'm here with puked stained shoes ... at 11:40.

Chewy

She got drunk after 30 mins in a bar?

Damn light weights!!

But I can feel your pain Ino. I had friends who use to get drunk SUPER QUICK, its like "damn girl slow down, or you're gonna be puking" sure enough shes puking a hour later...

Tyler Durden

There is a particularly girl I've known for a lot of years that, whenever she get's really drunk, always claims that somebody must have been spiking a drink.

"You've been saying this for 15 years....you can't drink......!!!"

Gigglypuff

My friend passed out on millenium eve, 10 minutes before midnight, and weve never let her hear the end of it. She still claims to this day, some 7 years later that it was because she drank something shed never drunk before. She just refuses to admit that, she went a little overboard and couldnt handle it.

I dont see why they wont just admit it - Ill always admit it when Im drunk, people saw me so I can hardly get away with it.

But that sucks Terry, I hate people who rush their drinks, its the novelty though isnt it?

Killswitch

This is a lovely thread. I would have seen myself contributing to it a fair bit if I hadn't taken a shocking turn for the up recently. I remain confident it will all fall apart though and I'll be in here soon enough. All the best in the meantime.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

I get drunk pretty quick to if I haven't ate all day so I Just start off slow and then start drinking quicker once I'm buzzed.

Taht sucks that she threw up on you though. I did once but that was way back and I was drinking vodka and just couldn't hold it down.

Beaker

I don't go over board when I drink, I do like to get drunk and have fun tho. I won't drink enough to black out, not purposely anyways

U MAD

Jackie Pies

I knew she had a problem when you said she was 21 and engaged. They should have 12 step programs for idiots like that.

Griff0rd

Come on now... that's not nice. I am 22 and have been married for 3 years all ready and things couldn't be happier for me or my wife. I think it depends on when you meet the right person for you. For me it was sooner than later.

Inogenius

hahaha believe me we tell HIM all the time. It's funny, when he gets drunk, she's pissed. When she gets drunk, she gets pissed at him because she's drunk. I don't get it.