Your personal deformity

Tyler Durden

Are we all perfect on here our do we have little "strange" things that are wrong with us.

For example -

I have a space between my big toe and my second toe large enough to fit another whole toe in.

My thumbs are double jointed.

Okay....I don't have many, and they're not exactly deformities, however what have you got that marks you out.

And yes, we all know you all have very big penises......we don't need to hear about them on every thread!!

thirty7

I had facial hair at 12?

My actual deformities though are my ankle and my dodgy knees. If my body was a rental, i wouldnt get my bond back.

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Gigglypuff

My right leg is covered in scars. Not really big, totally visible scars. But theres two on my shin from when I fell off my bike as a kid into a pile of glass - yeah I know, not the smartest kid - and one on my thigh from when I was hit by a firework.

Also, the little finger on my right hand sticks out too far, it wont go straight and in line with the others.

emmathe37th

My second toes are longer than my big toes, but there's a lot of people like that. I have weirdly blonde eyebrows so it doesn't look I have any. And I have an annoying disorder thing where I pull my hair out so I have no eyelashes on my right eye at the moment and a bald spot on the top of my head.
But they're not reaallly deformities. I'm relatively normal really.

Psycho Diva

Ummm I have a mole on the left side of my face that grows hairs (ick), scar on left knee from falling down when I was a kid, and scar on my right middle knuckle from repeated papercuts to the same area.

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Erin

Monk's First Lady

I have a lot of scars, all on the left side of my body. The left side of my forehead when I ran into a china cabnet, along my left eyebrow where I got hit by a hockey, during a game which I was not participating in. My left thigh has a huge scar down the side from my surgury, my left knee from falling off my bike, and my left ankle from falling off a ATV and being burner by the exhaust pipe. My left pointer finger from cutting myself on a giant knife at work.

I have broke my left ankle twice, my left wrist, my left hand, and the left side of my collarbone.

Luke-E

Have two duff knee's from always jumping around and landing on my knee's, falling off stuff and a really bad soccer tackle.

My right arm is slightly longer then left because at birth i broke my elbow,wrist and shoulder i was a screw up from day one (Y)

Other then that im good lol

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Chewy

Mangled toe nails/finger nails, and plenty of Scars.

As for deformities: I have haft a person hanging on the left side of my body, that I call goober.

Suffy

I can bend my fingers back so they touch my wrist, I used to hve a 1 cm overbite before I got braces (thank god they are gone)

umm I have two sprained acls that I can't seem to fix, I would say two permantly sprained ankles, a pinched nerve in my right shoulder, strained achilles tendon on my right foot, so walking basically hurts alot now...

do glasses count as a deformity

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

I have three scars on my head from stitches from various child hood accidents.

I rode my bike over a cross tie wall once and landed on my head.

I climbed a fence once and fell on the fence post head first.

I was running up concrete steps once and fell head first on the concrete.

I am clumsy.