Lightbulb/ Light Bulb?

Tyler Durden

Posted this many moons ago, but thought some of you "kids" might not have seen it and may find it vaguely amusing!!


Q: How many readers of this forum does it take to change a
light bulb?

Answers:

One to change the light bulb and to post the fact that the light bulb has
been changed

2 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently


3 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

2 to correct spelling/grammar errors

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

4 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

2 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

6 to ask what is a "FAQ"

2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a
government conspiracy.

4 to say "there's already a thread on lightbulb changing"

21 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"

5 to say "thank you"

2 to suggest LED’s as a better option than lightbulbs

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all
over again

Gigglypuff

Id be either one of those

Tyler Durden

No you'd be this one -

1 flirter to titilate the young male members of the forum with stories on how her tee-shirt rides up when she reaches to change the lighbulb

thirty7

I've heard that story .....except Chewy told it to me

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.