Hmmm... I think I would choose Giggly. I'd want to know what it was like to have such gigantic jublys for one day.
Not taking into account the fact taht I have gigantic moobs, obviously.
Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away, So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own. The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet, At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.
I'd pick that Tyler Durden fella. I'd like to know what's it's like to be a senior citizen! Plus I'd love the quick witted mind to make all these cool threads...
I would pick Emma I think. I'd get to eat all the chocolate I want all day and not have to worry about gaining a pound.
Oh, and there's that other reason....
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.