I would turn to my left... it's not that I have a bad side... it's just that my left eye has a little extra sparkle in it. ... OK I stole that from Christian Cage... but it's friggin funny.
I met my wife actually at a bowling alley and I gave her a free lesson. I am an avid bowler and she and he friends were watching my game... and I asked is she wanted me to show her how to do it. So if the bar wasn't at a bowling alley... I'd be screwed!... or maybe the lack of screwing... either way you ook at it I would be a lonely Griff