JP

There we go.

To start the ball rolling...

I once ran like a member of the KKK outside a pub in New York city using the landlord's own bedsheets. Safe to say that got me barred, and a scar which is visible to this day.

xWaynex

LMAO


Once...
I was with a girl and was drunk... And her boyfriend showed up and tried to fight me while i was drunk, but didnt cuz i was drunk so he knocked the shit out of me when i woke up the next morning.

asdgasdf

Does it have to involve alcohol can it involve other substances?

xWaynex

Ya any storys involving drugs sound fun. Post some..

asdgasdf

I found it interesting this one, actually I have two.

December my buddies and I went to a venue called the Label, it's a nice little place in downtown this was right after a fucken shitty week of school and I really wanted some weed but my bud didn't have a chance to go home and get some so we didn't have any. Well I really wanted some weed so we went looking.

In Winnipeg it's sorta an unwritten rule, never buy native weed, but none the less we bought native weed (I'm sry ) well we went to a place called the forks to light up and well this stuff was laced with pcp we figured out aftewards.

Holy shit was I trippin' out I was kicking shit over, taking off my shirt in the middle of the night in december, my nipples still havent recovered, we then got in my buddies car and I learnt a valuable lesson if you do weed laced with pcp do not listen to the mario theme song as you will trip balls, and don't go in the "ghetto" when trippin' balls as you tend to yell out racial slurs about natives and hookers.

The other one I will tell if I get a gift for this story lol

Styles™

Well this isn't a story about me, but is more of a friend of mine, well one night we're over at a friends house like 1 in the morning and we decided to see who could drink the most, ( yea we were underaged, but we for some reason though we were great and it would affect us or nothing)...well I didn't win, but my boy Jacy had a bit too much, so we decided to have a little fun with him, so next thing you know he running butt naked down the middle of the highway in the middle of the night as cars are passing by him thinking he's an idiot. Well then he decides he'll lay down in the middle of the highway which was completely stupid, so at the last minute he jumps up and yells at the car coming "WATCH OUT!" Yea didn't please the man and we all got into bunches of trouble, but was totally worth it....One of those had to be there to get the whole humor of it thing...

Banner Credit goes to xWaynex

asdgasdf

Indeed "friend" Styles, like my "friend" is a total flamboyant idiot who does too much weed

Ajax

Well I was at this party in this hell shitty suburb, and to get back to my mates place where i was staying we had to walk an hour through the national park. And being in the very drunk state I was in I thought it would be a good idea to run ahead and climb up a tree and jump out and try to scare my mates. Obviously this did not work out, as my friends found me knocked out in the middle of the path with a nice gash in the back of my head. I think the tree got the better of me.