Monks Party

Tyler Durden

So say there was a Monks Party and we were all there (no too cool for school answers...."I don't do parties"......we're not interested!!).

Some questions for you -

1) What are you wearing?

2) Are you early or late or on time?

3) What are you drinking?

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening?

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night?

thirty7

1) What are you wearing? I am wearing my ever so fashionable "going out" attire of suit jacket, shirt and dress jeans.

2) Are you early or late or on time? I'm a little bit late, i leave getting ready to the last minute

3) What are you drinking? Southern Comfort and Cola, best drink in the whole wide world

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening? TylerDog, Chewster, Blade, Joesph Cool, Hellsy, Erin, Dakster, Kjay, AudioMan, SLimmy most the JVN originals

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night? Nobody, im the lovable loser of the night leaving due to unrequited love.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

1) What are you wearing? Black shirt & blue jeans. I look kinda yummy in that. Especially when I add a paper bag over my head.

2) Are you early or late or on time? Just a little late, not much. Hate getting there early or being one of the first there.

3) What are you drinking? Probably have a couple of ice cold beers first before moving onto some JD & Coke.

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening? Oh absolutely loads of people, I don't want to miss chatting to Danny, Joe, Eric, Brandon, Dak, Slim, Jay, KJay, Gemma, Emma, Erin, Mari, Ida, Mikkster, Giggly, Chewy, Halfboy, Crock, TDogg.....basically everyone. I'm real annoying after two or three minutes so that should only take an hour.

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night? I'm taking that guy Bulldog home and I'm going to screw him all night long

Gigglypuff

1) What are you wearing? Umm, plain pants or skirt and a nice top!

2) Are you early or late or on time? On time, cant stand lateness!

3) What are you drinking? Vodka! Either with coke or cranberry

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening? Blade, Tyler Durden, chewy, Joe Cool, Mikk, Danny Diamond, Erin, Jayman, Slim - anyone in general and everyone from original monks! Oh and AudioSavior

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night? What? Me? Im a lady! ;)

Tyler Durden

Translation.....the dude has to pay for the cab

Gigglypuff

And the kebabs! ;)

Blitzkrieg

Administrator

1) What are you wearing? I'll wear whoever pays me the most money to wear their attire.

2) Are you early or late or on time? 15 minutes early.

3) What are you drinking? cran and vodka

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening? Everyone. I'm quite talkative and VERY flirty..

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night? ROFL.. I don't believe in that kind of thing, c'mon now..

Arbiter

GFX Moderator

1) What are you wearing? It would depend on the time of day/night of the party, but most likely just jeans and a polo.

2) Are you early or late or on time? On time, but if I am going with mates I will be late because of them.

3) What are you drinking? Day time: beer(tooheys extra dry) Night time: Bacardi and coke

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening? All of my old mates from WH and once I get drunk, probably all the people I don't know. But honestly if the party has a good dance floor and good tunes I will probably spend more time on the dance floor than talking.

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night? I would like to say one of the hot chicks I have been eyeing off all night, but in all likeliness I will be going home alone.

thirty7

You're a Ted's man?

*raises beer in salute*

Cheers.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Jayman

Super Moderator

1) What are you wearing? Probably dark blue jeans, and a button up-shirt

2) Are you early or late or on time? Right about on time, maybe 10 minutes late. I don't like being the first one there and awkwardly talking to just 1 person for a while, staring at the door.

3) What are you drinking? Capn' and Coke, and I'll be at the bar doing shots of whatever is fed to me. I'm an alcohol whore like that.

4) Who are you going to make sure you speak to in the evening? I'd have to chat it up with good ol' TD, Blade, make a few mom jokes to Slim, Chewy, T-Dogg, Danny, Joey C, then of course I can't disappoint the ladies: Giggly, emma, Jackies

5) Who are you taking home at the end of the night? Dak, but that's only because I'm gonna tie him up in a chair and make him watch a marathon of tv shows, such as stem cell research on Discovery Channel.

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