[Tyler Durden]

Use this thread to post any jokes you've got, we may laugh, we may cry, we may ban your sorry ass, but have a go anyway. Here's my first one (it's not good!)

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF
SARCASM

Chuck Fullmer , 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm. " It was weird " Fullmer said. " I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh? " and I thought - " Wait a minute, no way is it great weather" .

Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use sarcasm himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time " he said. " Last weekend I was grilling
steaks and I burned them and I was like " Hey, great weather. "

[K Jay]

So a homeless dude walks into an upmarket jewlers on Bond St and directly in the middle of the store starts to finger his arse. The girls behind the counter all look on aghast and one of them shrieks and alerts the manager. The manager confronts the seemingly perverted hobo asking him what in the hell he thinks he his doing. The cheery tramp takes a finger that is not currently engaged in his rectum and points to a sign in the window.

"Come on in and pick your ring at leisure!"