Hitting on your other half?

Tyler Durden

So say you're at a party, or a works drink, or the local asylums day trip and somebody is hitting on your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Oh they're not getting their genitals out and waving them around, but you're not mistaken they're definitely hitting on your girl/boy and what's worse is your other half is flirting on back with them. With you there!!!

Now, avoiding the obvious answer of "back of the head with a chair", what are you going to do about it. Who do you talk to? What if the other boy/girl is actually a friend of yours!!!

Does it eventually get to the point where they're humping each other and you're sitting there rocking their butts in motion to help the process along!!

Griff0rd

TNA Moderator

Well one I am married, so what happens would go double... but yeah you call them out on it and hopefully your other half would have enough respect for you to end a conversation right then and there when he or she is getting hit on. Relationships are all about trust and respect, and that includes trusting that the other person won't put you into an akward situation by receiving someone hitting on them warmly. It works just the same as trusting that the other person won't do anything wrong.

Joe Cool

Administrator

:agree:

AudioSavior

Kill them all.

Gigglypuff

Well, on the occassions that this has happened to me, I generally just scowled at him from across the room, waited for them to stop talking and then told him off, lol, when we were together again. If he didnt stop and it was getting to the point where I couldnt take it anymore then Id just go over and put my hand on his arm, kinda signalling that were together and engage either just him or them both in conversation. And then give him a telling off when we got home! ;)

Joe Cool

Administrator

I had no idea Brandon was so rude...:erm:

Gigglypuff

He is! You really need to teach him better manners! :erm:

Joe Cool

Administrator

He learns that stuff from Chewy, not me :nana:

Gigglypuff

But thought you were like the father figure around here? Stop him hanging around with guys who are a bad influence!

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

I could care less if someone was hitting on my wife. I know she would A) not care for it and B) handle the situation herself.

And if that guy didnt get it.......then yes. Option A that Tyler presented. Me + Chair = Broken body parts from said flirter.

That is if they didnt get the hint.

For example, my friends and I went out to this bar a couple weeks ago, my wife wasnt there, but my best friend and his wife were. She went out to the dance floor with a couple of the other girls that were there and this smelly old guy (that was alone) was bee bopping and trying to dance all up in their shit.

We just had a great laugh about it. He knew we were with these girls, but he tried to wooo them anyhow. That was perhaps the most pathetic part about it.

Thats when we just point and laugh at the big loser. It was kinda one of those things that you had to be there to appreciate. He REALLY thought he was stealing their women away. It was hilarious.

But if he had touched either one of them, he would have gotten the beatdown of a lifetime to the beat of "Bringing Sexy Back"