My phone stalker has appeared, finally.
This is what happend, his name is sterio-masta
*phone rings*
Sal- Hello?
SM-*deep loud breath*
Sal- Oh dear god, its the whore search again, STOP FUCKING CALLING ME BARE-BONED FUCKER!
SM- Ha ha ha, oh salvatore, you make me lough...
Sal- Show your self you little ****!
SM- Just turn around, and look out the window
Sal- *turs around and looks out window* * sees a ghett with a cell phone with a mask on waving to me*
SM- you see me now?
Sal- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE, I AM CALLING THE COPS-
SM- If you do, I will slash you up with a set of 9 kniefs, and ejaculate on your dead body.
Sal- FUCKING PERVERT!
SM- I will see you soon sally.
Sal- *looks out window, and no one is there*
The moral is a called the cops, and for now, I have my dad, who is a cop, get a few days off work to watch out for this guy.
If he comes back tonight, he is in for it. :smile:
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