Ripping Ass

Inogenius

Do you just let it fly, or do you run away for a bit, let it loose, and then come back?

Me, personally, I just let it fly no matter what. I don't really care. Then I blame it on the fat guy around.

The other day I let one loose in the car right before I got out. When I came back 20 minutes later it still stunk to all hell in there.

It's one of my talents.

Tyler Durden

I don't even fart in front of the wife. I am the complete gentleman (translation, nerdy wanker)

Mr. Kennedy

If it's a quiet one I will just let it go. If I know it will be loud then I try to get away from other people.

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Inogenius

I have a friend like you. He's gay.

Sal

Oh snap, OWN3D~!

The Dude

I work in a restaurant and I do what I like to call "crop dusting." Basically, after holding your fart in for so long you just can't contain it anymore. So as you make your way around the restaurant, you quietly let it slip through. You just have to make sure you don't stay in one area for too long, or else the customers are liable to get mad.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

Tyler Durden

That would have had more credibility had you not been stroking my inner thigh at the time

Miakal

When you got a series of bad ones it's nice to just let them explode out as you are walking on a busy street. Nobody can hear it but they sure can smell it.