Alright you Europeans!

Inogenius · 06-26-2006, 12:31 AM

I'm always hearing "American beer tastes like piss", "You americans haven't had a real beer" and so on. Well, you bastards, I tried some imported lager from the Czech Republic and it tasted like absolute skunk ass. Literally, when I popped the top, it smelled like skunk and the taste completely matched it.

So you little bastards, I'm challenging you. Find me an imported beer, I'll try it, and I'll let you know what my American ass thinks of your "superior shit."

This is assuming I'm able to find the alcohol. The store in town claims to be able to get any alcohol that's legal in the State of Ohio, USA, which means no absinthe or everclear.

For those that are curious, the stuff I tried was only a $1.99 for a 40. I can't even find the brand name online. I drank it and threw the bottle in the bon fire.

Tyler Durden · 06-26-2006, 04:59 AM

Of course it tasted like skunk ass doofus. You don't think we'd send you guys the good stuff do you??!!

Reilly · 06-26-2006, 08:48 AM

Haha oh man, you try the cheapest Czechoslovakian beer that isnt even findable on the internet (And was probably brewed in the back of a transit with vegetable extracts and red diesel) and judge all European beer with it.

Try some Stella Artois (I'd be amazed if you didnt have that over there) or San Miguel, or Corona.

The best beer Ive ever had is this Spanish type that comes in small 330ml cans, shit, I cant remember its fucking name. You can only get it in Catalonia and some friends from Spain kept bringing it back to me.

God damn, I'll try and remember that, its like tasting GOLD

Inogenius · 06-26-2006, 09:58 AM

Stella Artois I've heard of. I'll have to try it out.

Everyone in the USA has had Corona. It's good stuff.

Reilly · 06-26-2006, 10:20 AM

Well, you simply cant compare a Budweiser with a Stella or Corona.

Then again, maybe I'm generalising by picking the most obvious American beer. Whats the American beer of choice?

Tyler Durden · 06-26-2006, 11:17 AM

All the documentaries I watch suggest it may be Duff

The Phantom · 06-26-2006, 11:20 AM

Terry try Brains Smooth... that's my local brew, I can't get enough of it.

I also agree with Reilly, try Stella too. I've had to stop drinking that, we disagree with eachother most times.

barfly467 · 06-26-2006, 12:20 PM

Have you had Newcastle?

I am American and I hate most American beer. Bud, Miller, Coors, all taste like shit. It taste like a white trash red neck took off his sweaty wife-beater and squeezed out the sweat.

If you want good American beer, try the microbrews. I can give you some good suggestions if you like.

Miakal · 06-26-2006, 05:29 PM

Yeah, there's a lot of great American microbrews. Just about any microbrew from Wisconsin is golden.

Chewy · 06-26-2006, 07:06 PM

Czech Republic?

Gawd Damn...That beer WAS probably skunk piss and shit.

06-26-2006, 08:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Reilly Ad by Google Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,099 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 8	Haha oh man, you try the cheapest Czechoslovakian beer that isnt even findable on the internet (And was probably brewed in the back of a transit with vegetable extracts and red diesel) and judge all European beer with it. Try some Stella Artois (I'd be amazed if you didnt have that over there) or San Miguel, or Corona. The best beer Ive ever had is this Spanish type that comes in small 330ml cans, shit, I cant remember its fucking name. You can only get it in Catalonia and some friends from Spain kept bringing it back to me. God damn, I'll try and remember that, its like tasting GOLD
	Give it time

06-26-2006, 10:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
Reilly Ad by Google Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,099 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 8	Well, you simply cant compare a Budweiser with a Stella or Corona. Then again, maybe I'm generalising by picking the most obvious American beer. Whats the American beer of choice?
	Give it time

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barfly467 Platinum Member Status: Offline Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Pismo Beach, Ca Posts: 1,290 vBookie Cash: 1327 Rep Power: 6 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 15^th	Have you had Newcastle? I am American and I hate most American beer. Bud, Miller, Coors, all taste like shit. It taste like a white trash red neck took off his sweaty wife-beater and squeezed out the sweat. If you want good American beer, try the microbrews. I can give you some good suggestions if you like.

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Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Yeah, there's a lot of great American microbrews. Just about any microbrew from Wisconsin is golden.

Alright you Europeans!

Kick back and talk about just about anything non wrestling related. You know the drill.