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Old 06-25-2006, 04:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Terry's 5 keys for throwing a good party.

1.) Apathy. Who cares man. It's a party. Someone pee's in your ancient oak chest that your family got while travelling the Oregon Trail, who cares. You wanted to burn that thing anyway.

2.) Always invite 3 guys to every 5 girls. This prevents sausage fests.

3.) Slip and slides. Every party needs one.

4.) Don't go around desperately inviting more people in the middle of the night. If you build it, they will come.

5.) Invite Terry.
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Old 06-25-2006, 05:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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5.) Invite Terry.
Im sorry....I just thought it was awkward with your Mom being there....There was alot of drinking....but you had fun with a case of pop, a bag of chips and your playstation 2, right slugger?
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Im sorry....I just thought it was awkward with your Mom being there....There was alot of drinking....but you had fun with a case of pop, a bag of chips and your playstation 2, right slugger?
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I dont think he enjoyed that one chewy =-O
Give it time
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Old 06-25-2006, 04:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Listen.. the easiest way to get more girls to go is to let the girls you already know are coming invite them.. You don't do it.. No matter how slick you think you are, they'll always see through it and realize you just want them there for one thing..

If another girl invites them, they'll come.. they'll feel more comfortable. "Hey, it sounds more like a girlie party.."

Only invite your good male friends.. You don't want a bunch of fucking ****blockers around..
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Old 06-26-2006, 05:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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There isn't any jelly and ice cream. This party sucks
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Old 06-26-2006, 01:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Just claim you have a 12 inch penis that you will be whipping out at random times during the party. The women will come. Plus always pack rooffies (not sure of the sp).
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Never lie to a girl about your penis size, if anything, try and unconfidently under-estimate the length of it.

I tell girls its 1.8 inches, its actually 2.35
Give it time
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Never lie to a girl about your penis size, if anything, try and unconfidently under-estimate the length of it.

I tell girls its 1.8 inches, its actually 2.35
That's interesting as mine is really 2.47 :eek2:
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Damn! Beaten by blitz.

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