Things you only see in cartoons

Tyler Durden

Can you think of anymore than me....

1) running on the spot and then disappearing in a cloud

2) running and legs turn into wheels

3) getting hit in the face with an iron and your face turns into the shape of the iron

4) bomb's with "BOMB" written on them

5) anvils

6) roadrunners

7) tiny little birds that appear when you've been whacked on the head

Blitzkrieg

Almost making in over a canyon only to realize that you are walking on air and then susesquently drop to the bottom, but come back unharmed..

Shotgun to the face usually results in your face turning black..

thirty7

Talking animals with quick-witted quips.

This mysterious company called, "ACME"

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

CrasH - X

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

The Dude

Haha, believe it or not, these things are real. On our way to Colorado my grandma actually hit one. Didn't move in the next lane to avoid it, just hit it straight on.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

CrasH - X

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

A mouse that lives in a hole in the wall.

The Dude

Sadly no, but it did look quite funny rolling along on the road after she hit it. Thing was huge too.

Edit: Actually upon further investigation it may not have been a roadrunner. I'm still wondering what big purple bird that runs exists. I checked wikipedia and all they showed was these tiny little things.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

thirty7

Maybe it was just a guy in a roadrunner suit?

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Chewy

1) If you have a paint brush (or pencil) you can paint (or draw) in real stuff...Doesnt even make sense even when I type it.

2) When you get shot (or killed in some way) it takes you about 3 mins to actually drop and for some reason you magically have a flower in you hand and you eyes turn into crossbones.

3) When you build something it only takes about 3 seconds to build, no matter how big it is.

4) You can never die from falling from a high places and Gravity doesnt kick in til you realize that your about to fall.