Do you ever?
I crap my pants on about a weekly basis.
This morning I was shaving and completely naked (don't ask) and farted, then looked on the floor and there was some steamy hot liquid burning a hole in the tile. Son of a bitch.
It's just a weird thing. I have a theory that this happens to everyone but I'm the only one brave enough to admit it. Is that true? Who else can admit to crapping their pants?