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Sex Advice
If you know a girl and she seems like she's interested but she's really more of a friend there is one guaranteed way to get her in the sack. A threesome.
No, not the good one with two chicks, but offering her two dudes (which is basically what the wanton lustbuckets always want to say they've done at least once before they die). And you're one of the dudes.....so it's kinda good.
Plus, girls will always more likely put out for someone again if they've had sex with them already. That way the number they've slept with doesn't spiral out of control.
When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28
WTF??? Even if you're at completely different ends of a woman?? How's that gay??
Just the fact that another naked man is there, and hey you may accidentally touch eachother. Ewwww.
And what if she wanted some DP action....in only one hole. Think about it.
When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28