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03-29-2006, 08:30 PM
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Rep Power: 19  | Spring is here again. Reproductive glands! Isn't there just something magical about spring that really lights an ass hair in a person? It's time to go out. Make some love. shatter those bed springs. Get the insects off the sheets. Poke a few holes. Do you know what I'm saying? It seems like my libido has been in hiding. I always feel this way at this time. But now it's spring. And I'm ready. I don't know what I'm ready for. Something downright carnal. Not just a quick screw in the alleyway as my eyes turn watery and Picasso. No. I'm looking for all kinds of screws. Millions. Until I can't take it anymore. I want to tear down walls and flood unsuspecting towns with my man fluids. Is anybody with me in this? I want to chase girls. And buy flowers. I want to haunt them with my words. Destroy them. I want to tell them I'll be there forever. I want to make them quiver and explode. Then I want to never call them again. Ever. Never ever. Is anybody with me in this? |
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03-29-2006, 08:40 PM
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| Set Trippin'
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Rep Power: 78  | I'd be with you if I were single. I almost cheated once already or did I? I'm not sure, I don't think this would count as cheating. I'm at a local bar & billiards type of place couple weeks back and they have a decent band there.. Lots of people crammed into a tiny place. I wasn't going to go, my girl was away for the weekend but my buddy talked me into going so I'm like ok whatever. Anyway, I end up getting a little shitty and run into this nice little slut that I've wanted to bang for a while.. She ended up moving about a half hour away so I hadn't seen her in a minute. But she's there and she's wasted and we are talking and shit and one thing lead to another and we ended up all over each other until my buddy (asshole) kinda steps in and drags me away from the situation... That doesn't count as cheating right? I really like the girl I'm with, very cool, but it's definitely going to be different this summer when I'm not getting drunk 24/7. | |
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03-29-2006, 09:01 PM
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| Wanna Get High?
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