Murdering your pillow

Miakal · 03-29-2006, 08:19 PM

Last night I woke up and my pillow had been assassinated, goose feathers floating everywhere. Even in my mouth. Imbedded in the pile of cash I call blankets.

And my ass was sore.

Who did it? A fellow goose? Did I kill the pillow in my slumber? But what was my motivation?

Was it bird flu?

Blitzkrieg · 03-29-2006, 08:22 PM

I used to throw pillows around in a fit of rage like a little girl.

Miakal · 03-29-2006, 08:24 PM

I sometimes put a pillow over my face and pretend I'm being killed.

But it's just not as good as the real thing.

Blitzkrieg · 03-29-2006, 08:27 PM

I stabbed my Million Dollar Man pillow once. I don't know why I did it. I think when I was young my parents should have gotten me checked out, but I guess everything worked out fine.

Boz · 03-29-2006, 08:40 PM

It was the hooker you forgot to pay.

Kanadiankobra · 03-29-2006, 10:13 PM

Nothing like that ever happended to me.... however one time I dreamed i was eating a pound of marshmallows, and the next morning my pillow was gone.

Dakstang · 03-29-2006, 10:18 PM

Nothing like that has ever happened to me.

Sometimes I do wake up and find my pillow missing and then find it in the floor. I hate that.

Chewy · 03-30-2006, 01:39 AM

Is your WWE Candice Pillow?

03-29-2006, 08:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Murdering your pillow Last night I woke up and my pillow had been assassinated, goose feathers floating everywhere. Even in my mouth. Imbedded in the pile of cash I call blankets. And my ass was sore. Who did it? A fellow goose? Did I kill the pillow in my slumber? But what was my motivation? Was it bird flu?
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03-29-2006, 08:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	I sometimes put a pillow over my face and pretend I'm being killed. But it's just not as good as the real thing.
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03-29-2006, 08:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Boz Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 846 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 6	It was the hooker you forgot to pay.
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03-29-2006, 10:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kanadiankobra Latino Heat Forever Status: Offline Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 379 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 4	Nothing like that ever happended to me.... however one time I dreamed i was eating a pound of marshmallows, and the next morning my pillow was gone.
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