Has anyone ever wrecked a company car?

Inogenius

I nearly wrecked the company truck today. It was right after an ice storm, and apparently the Magnum V8's are a little more powerful than what I'm used to. Lucky with all the donuts I do I have good experience at recoving from a wicked rear end slides.

I'm not sure what would've happened if I actually did put it in the ditch. But I'm sure it would not have been good.

Miakal

I've nearly gone into the ditch billions of times. It's only a matter of time. Never with a company car though.

I knew a guy who completely fucking wrecked the company car he was using. He hit a semi, nearly killed himself. The bad part for him was that his father owned the company so he got some hell for it.

He shot himself a year ago though. Good story.

Tyler Durden

This is why you need to make a will and decide who becomes god if you die. Reminds me of when Simon died in that freak body fluids accident. Terrible.

No, never stacked a company vehicle, or my own....incredibly brilliant driving skills help.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

I have yet to be in an accident but I dont' drive company cars. I drive buses. I just drive slow to avoid accidents and piss people off. Like today some muthafucka was going 45 on the highway so then they got off at the same exit as me and i went thru the fast lane why they had to pay the toll so they ended up behind me and i hoped they like me going 20 mph down the street for about 2 or 3 miles.

Miakal

I have a driver.

He's pretty good.

I've never seen him or heard his voice. I roll up the divider window when he speaks.

Tyler Durden

Miakaspeak for I sit at the back of Rambo's bus

The Phantom

I sometimes get to drive the Doctors Emergency car if I need to do stuff work related. It has a flashing green light on the top. It's cool when I switch it on because everyone just give way to me.