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Old 02-28-2006, 07:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Being Good Looking

Sometimes I wake up and curse the gods for making me so damned good looking.

I didn't ask to be born this way. Did you think I wanted this? Because I didn't.

Sometimes I want my alone time. Sometimes I want to use the toilet.

I'm sick of women sleeping outside my apartment door, taking pictures, and growing flowers from my radiant beauty. Sometimes I just wish I were normal or even ugly.

But I'm not. I'm good looking.

For some beauty is subjective. For me it is all pervasive. I'm in everything you see. When you see something beautiful: car, women, man, or beast you know it's a part of me. And I, of course, a part of those things as well.

Do you think I like making love to beautiful women? I don't. Sometimes I want to sleep.

Women are always buying me jackets, furs, food, diamonds, and love. But it doesn't match my beauty.

You don't know what it's like. But I do. And I'm just going to have to learn to live with it.

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Old 02-28-2006, 07:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm kind of glad that I'm not good looking. Simply put, I would have been a completely shallow bastard throughout my life and never ultimately have derived anything but short term happiness through that.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I wish i was good looking. Then i can be the admired one in a relationship.

Good thing that i'm with Bulldog, where i can still get that admiration

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Miakal... opps I mean my lord, I built you a statue of Beauty and in how I believe you live everyday (naked standing in frount of a church looking to pick women). I hope you like it.


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The penis is a little too large.

Otherwise it's perfect.

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Old 02-28-2006, 09:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm incredibly good looking. Bulldog makes a good point, I'm also incredibly shallow.

It is a bit annoying that you cant go for a quiet drink or for a meal with your parents without getting THE EYE from some desperate (Possibly Latina) woman, the temptation is always too much.

I'm sorry Miakal I'm coming out of the closet, I'm straight

Give it time
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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In my experience no man is really straight, rather only not victim of my advancements.

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It is a bit annoying that you cant go for a quiet drink or for a meal with your parents without getting THE EYE from some desperate woman, the temptation is always too much.
You should ask Mrs Reilly to quit giving you the eye. One of these days your Dad is going to get real pissed.
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Old 03-01-2006, 05:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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umm...is this a gag?
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:54 AM   #10 (permalink)
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umm...is this a gag?
I've never been more serious in all my life.

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