Being Old, Just like Bulldog

Miakal

It's a strange feeling being old.

What always strikes me these days is how much older I am then people who are considered young, who I used to be.

For example, watching football or hockey and seeing guys who are a couple years younger than you playing.

Seeing rock stars or wild eyed Canadians who are like 20 or 19 or some sorta crazy shit like that.

It really gets a man to thinking where he went wrong. Was it this message board? Will I ever know?

The only thing that's keeping me from suicide is the fact that I'll always be younger than Bulldog.

Disco Raheem

At what age do you stop being an older guy and start being a paedo?

When is it no longer okay to sleep with high school girls? 30?

These are the things that most scare me about getting old.

Miakal

Getting old just isn't right, it's not natural.

Tyler Durden

Getting old is better than the alternative.

Ask Kurt Cobain.

Reilly

But Kurt got REAAAALLY old before he killed himself.

oh... Sorry Bulldog :*(

Give it time

Tyler Durden

Saying lines like that Miakal set's you up as this generations Roger Daltrey. You can sing "hope I die before I get old" as much as you like when you're young.....but we all know you're hoping to be fly fishing and doing adverts for credit cards when you're in your 60's.