Overly Friendly People

Miakal · 01-20-2006, 04:51 PM

Is anyone else freightened by people who are overly friendly?

Sometimes I just don't want to be bothered. Is that so wrong? Why do strangers have to come up to me and pretend like we're friends? I don't know you and if you're not a beautiful woman I don't want to.

I also am annoyed by cashiers who want to talk to me. Look, lady, I'm just buying some razor blades, some condoms, and a box of cookies....I want this an in/out operation just like my love making.

It's especially bad in the express aisle. You're obviously in a hurry so why are they slowing you down?

In classic Miakal style I never make eye contact. Typically I look over peoples shoulder or to the side of them so they fully know I have no interest in them whatsoever.

It could be the drugs.

Slimdust · 01-20-2006, 04:57 PM

Why don't you take your time when you are doing your ''love making''. Surprise your girl, and you just may surprise yourself also.

Miakal · 01-20-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slim

Why don't you take your time when you are doing your ''love making''. Surprise your girl, and you just may surprise yourself also.

I will when she deserves it.

But this isn't about love making. This is about my disgust with humanity.

HellKat · 01-20-2006, 05:06 PM

They just drive me crazy. We have one girl at the office and it's makes her so fake. Feel like dropkicking her in the head most of the time.

Joseph T. Cool · 01-20-2006, 05:07 PM

My wife took me to Victoria's Secret with her yesterday.

The sales lady kept coming over and bugging us.

I would say "We're fine thank you." Give her a polite smile and she'd walk off. Five minutes later there she was again asking the same question. "Are you sure you don't need help?" This happened three times before I started to get annoyed.

That's my only pet peeve with people in department stores.

HellKat · 01-20-2006, 05:07 PM

Gotta agree with that... what part "I'm just looking" or "I'm OK" don't they understand.

Miakal · 01-20-2006, 05:26 PM

In the side of my eye I'll catch a department store sales clerk coming over to me and before he can say anything I'll say, "NOPE!" and he scurries off to tell security.

Kanadiankobra · 01-20-2006, 05:36 PM

One time I was In a store with my buddy, and every 2 damn minutes this damn sales woman would come and ask us if we needed help, and being the gentlemen that we were politely telling her that we didn't need help.

After many times of this my buddy got annoyed so.... he loosened his pants and the next time she came he started a small conversation with her, and rite in the middle of it POOF!! his pantys were around his ankles.

He made an evil grin and said "YUP".... she never bothered us again.

Miakal · 01-20-2006, 05:40 PM

In America you'd get arrested for that.

Or at least beaten.

01-20-2006, 04:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 My Local Time: Posts: 9,332 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 18	Overly Friendly People Is anyone else freightened by people who are overly friendly? Sometimes I just don't want to be bothered. Is that so wrong? Why do strangers have to come up to me and pretend like we're friends? I don't know you and if you're not a beautiful woman I don't want to. I also am annoyed by cashiers who want to talk to me. Look, lady, I'm just buying some razor blades, some condoms, and a box of cookies....I want this an in/out operation just like my love making. It's especially bad in the express aisle. You're obviously in a hurry so why are they slowing you down? In classic Miakal style I never make eye contact. Typically I look over peoples shoulder or to the side of them so they fully know I have no interest in them whatsoever. It could be the drugs.
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Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 My Local Time: Posts: 9,332 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 18	In the side of my eye I'll catch a department store sales clerk coming over to me and before he can say anything I'll say, "NOPE!" and he scurries off to tell security.
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Kanadiankobra Latino Heat Forever Status: Offline Join Date: Feb 2005 My Local Time: Posts: 313 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $309 Rep Power: 4	One time I was In a store with my buddy, and every 2 damn minutes this damn sales woman would come and ask us if we needed help, and being the gentlemen that we were politely telling her that we didn't need help. After many times of this my buddy got annoyed so.... he loosened his pants and the next time she came he started a small conversation with her, and rite in the middle of it POOF!! his pantys were around his ankles. He made an evil grin and said "YUP".... she never bothered us again.
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Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 My Local Time: Posts: 9,332 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 18	In America you'd get arrested for that. Or at least beaten.
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