How much of a man are you?

Miakal

Do you drink whiskey straight from the teet?

Do you eat meat straight from the cow?

Do you cry as often as the tin-man?

Have you ever defeated 8 men in lethal combat?

Would you die for your country no matter how faulty the intelligence or make believe the WMD's are?

Do you wear a cowboy hat?

Do you not shave your nut hair?

Rank yourself, 1-10. How big of a man are you?

Tyler Durden

I take responsibility for my own family, have no substantial debts, hold down a decent job and living and don't bs people.

That makes me far more of a man than someone that drinks whiskey.

So I'd give myself a 3 and a quarter.

Disco Raheem

I drink pure ethanol by the gallon.

I dine on endangered rhino.

Evolution found my tear ducts that useless that they were turned into sweat glands.

I've defeated 800 robot-ninjas in lethal combat. Whilst eating a rhino. And my eyes didn't even sweat.

I wouldn't die for my country but I often kill for it.

My hat is made from 100% genuine cowboys.

The hair on my nuts is so bushy it has hair on its nuts.

I am Man.

Reilly

10. x10.

Give it time

Chewy

Do you drink whiskey straight from the teet?

Doesnt everyone? I once drank whiskey from a street whores a$shole.


Do you eat meat straight from the cow?

Who do you think invented the saying "im so hungray I could eat a horse." Well it wasent me, but I think I could do it. I perfer the delicious taste of the T-Rex personally, you can only get them a billion years ago but nothing can stop the chewster and his yellow time machine.


Do you cry as often as the tin-man?

Sometimes I cry, but then I take my anger out on the tin-man so he crys w/ me, so do I cry more then the tin-man? Nope because hes always 2 steps ahead of me. Should have seen the tin man when I slept with his wife, talk about crying like a beeotch. But thats a different story.

Have you ever defeated 8 men in lethal combat?

Well im trained in the 7 deadley arts of masterbation, but that has nothing to do with the question. So have I ever deafeated 8 men in non-sexual lethal combat? nope. But I did slap a jap for talking sh*t about my mama.


Would you die for your country no matter how faulty the intelligence or make believe the WMD's are?

Actually yeah I probably would, but then I wanna go to Disney Land and drink whiskey from a hoes puss*.

Do you wear a cowboy hat?

Of course. I stole it from a hill billy.


Do you not shave your nut hair?

Yes, but I also shave my ass hair.

Elf? 1-10. How big of a man are you?

10 inches long and who told you I was a elf?