Why I hate Canada

Miakal · 12-01-2005, 10:37 AM

1. Socialized medicine. I hate being social. It makes me sick.

2. It's cold.

3. What's with the maple leaf? America has stars and songs about war. We rule.

4. Hockey. It's cold.

5. America was born out of kicking the crap out of the British. What do you got?

6. Who are the great characters in Canadian history? They are all dirty Frenchmen. I hate the French. I only eat freedom fries.

7. No guns. That's a sign of weakness if I ever saw one.

8. Bouchie.

9. Curling. That's a sport my grandma plays. For you guys it's a natinonal passtime.

10. What's with the accent? Start being normal for a change. Nobody buys the accent. I know it's a sham.

Tyler Durden · 12-01-2005, 10:39 AM

I'm guessing you chose Canada instead of the UK to aim your hatred at since it would have been a lot harder narrowing our reasons down to just 10.

Miakal · 12-01-2005, 10:40 AM

Yeah, that and Americans have given you enough of a beating in the past.

I think it's Canada's turn. That's right, I'm talking to you Canada!

K Jay · 12-01-2005, 10:42 AM

You know when you americans beat us brits, well those americans were brits. The only people to beat the brits are other brits. And the plague.

Tyler Durden · 12-01-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K Jay

You know when you americans beat us brits, well those americans were brits. The only people to beat the brits are other brits. And the plague.

It's a good point well made.

Dakstang · 12-01-2005, 10:43 AM

No Canadians on here right now it doesn't look like. Is that a coincidence or did
Miakal know that before he posted this?

Tyler Durden · 12-01-2005, 10:44 AM

I'm proud of how us Brits have attempted to deflect the flak towards Canada in their absence. As usual we are there right at the beginning of the war.

I look forward to Americans joining in at least two years late as usual (I don't count Miakal as American....he's got that whole part Russian part Irish part Vodka thing going on)

Miakal · 12-01-2005, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K Jay

You know when you americans beat us brits, well those americans were brits. The only people to beat the brits are other brits. And the plague.

A lot of the "Brits" in America fighting the war from your side were paid from other countries. You couldn't even fight it yourself.

Besides, we kicked your ass a couple other times when the blood-line was even less British on our soil.

K Jay · 12-01-2005, 10:48 AM

Americans were liberal Brits, like Aussie are convicted Brits, and Brits are mainly immigrants.

Tyler Durden · 12-01-2005, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Miakal

Besides, we kicked your ass a couple other times when the blood-line was even less British on our soil.

Only in "movies". Quit watching movies all the time Mikey, they're not real.

12-01-2005, 10:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 My Local Time: Posts: 9,332 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 18	Why I hate Canada 1. Socialized medicine. I hate being social. It makes me sick. 2. It's cold. 3. What's with the maple leaf? America has stars and songs about war. We rule. 4. Hockey. It's cold. 5. America was born out of kicking the crap out of the British. What do you got? 6. Who are the great characters in Canadian history? They are all dirty Frenchmen. I hate the French. I only eat freedom fries. 7. No guns. That's a sign of weakness if I ever saw one. 8. Bouchie. 9. Curling. That's a sport my grandma plays. For you guys it's a natinonal passtime. 10. What's with the accent? Start being normal for a change. Nobody buys the accent. I know it's a sham.
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Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 My Local Time: Posts: 9,332 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 18	Yeah, that and Americans have given you enough of a beating in the past. I think it's Canada's turn. That's right, I'm talking to you Canada!
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K Jay Platinum Member Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2005 My Local Time: Location: Rochdale, England Posts: 4,533 vBookie Cash: 949 Casino Cash: $274 Rep Power: 9	You know when you americans beat us brits, well those americans were brits. The only people to beat the brits are other brits. And the plague.
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K Jay Platinum Member Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2005 My Local Time: Location: Rochdale, England Posts: 4,533 vBookie Cash: 949 Casino Cash: $274 Rep Power: 9	Americans were liberal Brits, like Aussie are convicted Brits, and Brits are mainly immigrants.
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