Horror Storys

Chewy

LOL horror stores!!!

I ment to write Horror Storys


Have you had any scary experinces?

Miakal

What's the question again?

Chewy

Tell us one of your whore storys.

Miakal

It was a dark and stormy night. I think it was a Wednesday. I went to this party and MC Hammer was pumping the stereo with mad beats. He was also trying to have sex with the stereo, his flashy gold pants down to his ankles in a dazzling display.

I started to dance with this girl. She said her name was Kristen. "Hey Amber," I said to her kinda seductively. Like something was aching in my chest, and I had to use just the right air pressure to remove it.

Kristen started to touch my hand. Or maybe she was slapping it away. I wasn't paying attention.

Oh, did I mention that Kristin had an eye patch? And when she was touching my hand she was actually clawing it with her hook because she lost one of her hands. I started to touch her legs. They were wonderful. One was made out of wood.

"Peggy, you are a beautiful woman."

"My name is Kristen" she said.

"And I'm not a woman."

Needless to say I took her/him home and it was very scary. The parrot wouldn't stop talking either. Something about me being a cracker.

Chewy

*applause*

Mikk

WC's Sexy Beast

This one time, i went to go and get some diet coke with lime from my local shop but :eeek: there was no store to go to.

Either that or i went the wrong way, but still pretty spooky.