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Old 11-10-2005, 04:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Should I start my own religion?

Since I was seven I've wanted to create my own religion.

Do you think I should do it?

If I were to create one, would you join?

Remember you would have to do everything I say no matter what because I would be your God/Messiah/Buddha/Sage all in one.

You would probably have to sleep with me and give me all your money too, probably.

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Old 11-10-2005, 04:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm down but there has to be the ritual orgy, where everybody's getting nasty.

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm down but there has to be the ritual orgy, where everybody's getting nasty.
There would be. And I'd be band leader with my magical "wand" of sorts.

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Old 11-10-2005, 04:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Now that my friend is hot sh*t. I guess I better get rid of these spritual herpes first.

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Old 11-10-2005, 06:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I thought Miakals JVN Big Brother was already going to be your religion since you're going to be telling us what to do and when to do it and kicking us out and all that stuff.

Isn't that religion? I get confused with that and bullying.
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Old 11-10-2005, 03:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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As I posted on some thread (http://www.jimmyvan.com/board/showth...6107#post86107) way back when:

"Im of the cult of the spear of the 11 forces and 7 powers. we believe in the wounds of the world and that they exist because of salt in the forces and only when the salt within us is removed with the help of the powers can we reach that hightened sense of belongigness with the shell of smoke and wind and when we are in the shell can we hold the spear."

I however need more people to adhere to my religion before it can be legally called a religion... Anybody in?

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Old 11-11-2005, 01:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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