Attack of the women

Miakal

Isn't it difficult to get with a woman who is in a clusterbomb of friends?

Do you dare or do you just single out one woman at a time, that lonely girl dancing to herself, like some kind of master rapist?

Either way, it can be difficult with that amount of acne.

I find the best way to approach a group of girls is to zip over there and start off by insulting the girl that you are interested in. Not too insulting but joke with her, get her other friends laughing at her. Then move your way through her group of friends completely ignoring the one that you want.

Get to know them each briefly, joke around with them. If the girl you like tries to get in the convo, which she probably will, make more jokes about her. Example, say IS SHE ALWAYS LIKE THIS? CHRIST!

They laugh. You turn your back to her. She wants your attention more. She feels left out. After so much of this turn around and start talking to her. From here make some physical contact.

After a while wait for a hurricane and screw her on national television.

Works like a charm.

Chewy

That actually sounds solid.

Blitzkrieg

How about the team effort? I love bringing dudes with me that will fuck anything that walks. This way I send them over to the less attractive ones of the group, they get talking, and then I mke a move on the hottie.. Doesn't work for me all that much but I at least thought it was a good concept.

Miakal

A team effort only seems to work if you have a real united force at hand. If you send in one guy to start talking to them and then you move in and just start talking to the hot chick, then there's a ton of variables in play. Why does this hot chick want to talk to you? What's your appeal?

I think the best way to show a girl you care is to show her that you don't. Unless you are playing the numbers game and are moving group/table from the other and don't really care.

Blitzkrieg

Well, I won't just fuck anything.. I'm bad, but not that bad. I have lots of friends who really don't care at all. They have no problem talking to the less attractive girls of the group because that's where they are most comfortable to begin with..

However, you do sometimes get that pack of girls who are all hot and then I run into trouble. I'm not man enough to go and talk to them all, and the idiot friends would just make things worse.. I fail hard in those situations unless I'm lucky enough to have all of my cooler ****blocking friends with me. But I said before, I don't like hanging out w/ those motherfuckers too much because in my area you seldom run into one group of all hot girls. Very rare shit around here.

Freak

It seems like the team effort would work better in a pack of loser friends, since you'd look "better" to the ladies. The more I think about it, though, this is not so. I'd be totally embarrassed to hit on chicks with some of my best friends, if only just because they can be total idiots, and I feel like that just reflects on me.

I brought a girl out to a party at school last year and we ended up hanging out in a friend's dorm room. It was like me, her, and a few of my friends, and the whole time they just made these really awful, awkward jokes like they were intimidated by her.

Basically, unless you're also a nerd, friends can only bring you down.

Miakal

It depends how you play it. If you have a dorky friend go up and talk to some girls and you kind of slide in, steal the heat, then you'll only look better.

I usually only go out with one other dude and we typically don't cross anything together. If we're having trouble we'll bring in the other as a last resort but typically the other is moving in elsewhere.

I also think it's GOOD to start talking to their ugly/dorky friends. This draws attention away from the girl you want, who is probably used to it anyway, and to someone else. Since it's their friend who they are better than (or just their friend) they'll want to come in and get in some of the action. The more you deny them the more they'll want to talk to you.

The ugliest/dorkiest girl is the easiest to win over in the group. She's probably the one girl that the others actually trust, too. And that's what most girls want...a sense of trust. You become that guy then you have the key to their pinkest panties.

Blitzkrieg

They both help me in certain situations and they both hurt me in certain situations.

Of course, I've had the most luck w/ my idiot friends because if there is a girl by herself they won't try to ****block, they'll know their role and get out of my way.

In a shit town like mine you have to surround yourself w/ people who look cool sometimes because it's all about the image of the group. I don't give a shit but the chick who in a bigger city would be a 6 or 7, will often times be the 10+ of the room nd she isn't going to just talk to just anyone. These bitches are crazy w/ this image shit.

Miakal

It's funny when you have a friend who is working a group of chicks and getting NOWHERE. You then step in, dominate the piss out of each of their vags, and take home the one he wanted. He then gets super pissed off because you "stole his girl" or some crap.

It's hard to break it to them that they had no chance anyway.

Freak

I have a friend who it feels like I constantly do that too. He's never mentioned it to me, but I can remember three distinct occasions where he'll be hitting on (trying to hit on) a girl, and by the end of the night she's falling over me.