Is the Pope Catholic? The JVN version

Tyler Durden

Okay I can see this ending up in NHB but lets give it a go anyway.

You've all heard the expressions "Is the Pope catholic?" or "Do bears shit in the woods?", as comments referring to something that is completely obvious.

Well let's try a JVN version and I'll get the ball rolling........

"Is J using her sexuality to get our attention?" (yeah I know it's working!)

"Does Disco have a dark side?"

"Is Blitz hoping I'll refer to him as Brandon when he'll always be Blitz?"

"Does Steveo like old wrestlers?"

"Does Spidey quite like his wife?"


"Does Twisted like a drink or two?"

"Is Miakal unafraid of sharing personal stuff with the board?"

"Does thirty7 intend to rob me when he comes to London?"

"Is Simon a saracastic but very likeable former boss of this place with a sense of humour that's very ballsy and direct and yet you feel that within that exterior is a family man that......"....oh okay I'm completely stuck now.

Let's hear some others.

Twisted Nerve

lol where did this i like drinking come from ??
I drink alcohol abt once every week/ two weeks !

thirty7

"Does Disco intend to talk about Cricket again?"
"Is TJ going to find a really old post to dig up again?"
"Is Bulldog going to post another creative attempt thread?"
"Is thirty7 struggling to come up with more of these darn things?"

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

Wow.

Just me mentioning booze brings you onto the forum.

thirty7

Gold! Now only if i could rep you

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

"Is Dak quite religous?"

"Does Freak quite like the odd tune or two?"

"Is Ida someone that may well have the last word?"

"Is Pink somebody whose sexual status provokes a small amount of interest on here?"

"Are Miakal/Blitz/Disco/MrD not quite the type of guys that you would let housesit for you if you have a really hot 18 year old daughter?"

Tyler Durden

It works the same for others too.

If you mention steroids and body builders lo you shall get Ida.

If you mention Bob Dylan you shall receive Freak.

If you mention hot chicks you'll get Blitz. Or J. Or usually both thesedays.

Mr. Kennedy

Hahaha, :happy:
At least i've never dug up a 2 year old post like some people. *cough*Bouch*cough*

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Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

Actually I am not as religous as you all might think, but I will defend it when it is being verbally attacked.

AudioSavior

"do I not get the respect I deserve?" Lol, Yes I realize I am setting myself up with this one.