I'm reading a business motivation book

Inogenius

You're probably thinking who gives a fuck you dumb nerd. You're probably right, but in this book (It's pretty good BTW. It's called: "The Little Red Book of Selling" By Jeffrey Gitomer [He's gotta be gay]) it goes through a few different rules on "successfully" setting yourself up for a sale.

The first rule is; Kick your own ass

"Do you have all the sales training you need? Do you watch TV at night when you should be reading sales books or getting ready for your sales call the next day? Do you party at times when you shouldn't? Do you get to work "on time" rather than make a sales call and a sale in the morning?"

How many of us does that describe? Me for sure.

It then goes on to say;

"These are all symptoms. Not problmes. They are symptoms of the fact that you're not self-motivated. That you are not self-starting. That you are not sales responsible. And that you're looking at your position as a job, not as a career."

So folks. Kick your own ass. That's the answer. Just kick it ... right fucking now! Kick it.

BTW, I actually really recommend this book for someone looking for a job in the office like area. It's suprisingly kept my attention up to page 33. Enough of this business shit now.

Miakal

You could've gotten the same motivation from the Gene Simmons book.

Except his book was entertaining about about chicks, sometimes.

Inogenius

You're right. Gene Simmons is god.

How's he do that thing with his tongue? I try to move it as fast as him, and it just looks bad. Really, I practice it in my mirrors that are strategically placed all around my house. I just can't do it though, my tongue doesn't move that fast.

Miakal

He also has a massive, massive tongue. It's like a cow tongue. He's a god.

Must be his good business sense.

Inogenius

I can lick my nipple. But I still want to do that thing he does.

Miakal

You have to have fat breasts or a super long nipple.

Why would you want to lick your nipple? That's gross.

Does it have anything to do with your internet company?