I don't think so.
You are a loser.
You post on a wrestling message board.
You agree with the political ramblings of the Ultimate Warrior.
You have a Mick Foley t-shirt that says "Have a Nice Day" but you never had one yourself.
Your car smells like a Taco Bell dumpster.
Your hair looks like a rat nest full of turds.
Your girlfriend is overweight and is cheating on you with your brother Sam, who is mildly retarded.
You live in a mobile home but not even a good one.
You think Simon is the coolest person here.
Idaman is your living example of how to be a metrosexual.
You get Freak and The Farmer confused.
You take Disco seriously.
You thought Miakal was telling the truth.
The aliens never would take you. Who would? Nobody would.