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Old 09-01-2005, 12:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My Neighbor is a Flaming Nutjob
I live in an apartment building. I just moved here a couple months ago or so.

So far the neighbor next door to me has caused three disturbances all ready.

The first time happened about a month in. I just got home from some hot lovin' and all of a sudden I heard something which sounded like a child being fucked to death.

Then I hear him say this, "You can't break up with me! I love you!"

And that's where it really turned sad. I couldn't hear him much after that. He was sobbing like a two year old! Some dude my age or close to it just sobbing and bellowing like a two year old. If you want to cry about a break-up to your girlfriend, if it's an emotional time, then ok. But he was sobbing like a two year old, all hysterical and goofy and shit.

A couple weeks later I'm in my kitchen eating some Mac'N'Cheese and this kid is going at it again. He's stomping around. I hear him on his balcony, which is close to mine, and it disturbs me. Is he going to jump off? I hope so. I hope I don't miss it.

The cops come. I can hear through the walls them explaining to him that sometimes the end of a relationship can just be hard.

This morning 7 AM. I get up and have some Frosted Flakes. This dude is going absolutely crazy. He's sobbing hysterically again. Glass is breaking. I can hear him saying, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!" but there is no one there to respond to him. After twenty minutes he died or exhausted himself or I don't know.

Either way, this sucks. I wish he'd move or get kicked out or get locked up or something.
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You live an exciting life Miakal.
Park the old car that I love the best
Inspections due and it won't pass the test
Funny how I have to put it to rest
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No. You just always have these stories to tell about your life and I have none. :-(
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2005, 08:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Maybe he can sublet my place, would be a great way to get back at my neighbours.
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Old 09-01-2005, 08:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I would talk to him about it but I don't want to get stabbed in the heart.
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Old 09-01-2005, 11:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My neighbours are terrorists. Deal with it.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This chick gave me a flaming nutjob last week. It's fucking wild.

And Dak, just make up some stories. Works for Miakal.
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