So....If JVN was an office?

Tyler Durden

If all your wonderful colleagues on JVN worked in the same office, which roles would you allocate to everyone and why?

I'll post my roles down below afterwards, but these are the positions you have to fill in your succesful office -

One Managing Director
Two Directors
One Office Manager
Five Admin Staff
One Secretary
Two Filing Clerks!!!

Tyler Durden

Managing Director

This person would have be a complete hard ass who makes decisions regardless of whether the staff like them or not and who, if you front them up...it's water off a ducks back to them. Gotta be Ida really. The guy has MD potential. Either that or he'll go to war and get shot by his own troops!!

Two Directors

Have to be people that work well with the MD (limiting myself here already!!) and with others. Therefore, step forward Mister D and Miakal for these pivotal roles. See what I've done there....one choice for the ladys and one for the guys!!

Office Manager

Somebody willing to put in the hours, everybody's pal and an honest influence to stop the corruption from above filtering downward. So that would have to be Spidey then. Now if I can just find a way to stop him from pilfering office supplies!!

Five Admin Staff

The hard workers, the corporate climbers, the young guys that are the buzz of the office, 9-5 everyday. The ones who will give us all the stories on Monday morning of what they were out doing and make us all envious. Step forward Blitz, Freak, Disco, Pink and J. Go getters that would bring intelligence, gossip, news and frivolity to our happy office.

Secretary

This would obviously have to be Simon. I've heard he makes great coffee, J says his boobs are fantastic and I just know he's got legs to die for. Plus he works super well with Ida and they could go on conferences together and everything. All above board naturally!!

Filing Clerks

Educationally subnormal, deviants, people starting at the bottom. All this spells Welsh people to me, or Australians. Therefore my filing clerks would be J-M, Twisted and thirty7. As deviant as they come. Hell two of them are Welsh and the other loves Gene Snitsky. At least with thirty7 back there behind the files with them I could be confident that no funny business was going on during office hours!!

Freak

I'
d be the fucking devil, motherfucker.

Shine my shoes, you piece of shit, shine my fucking shoes.

File these cabinet you goddamn gravy ytrain. And fetch me a fucking drink.

Tyler Durden

Lol....so you don't see yourself in admin then Mr Freak. We'll get back to you and let you know!!

Freak

If wrestling wasnt so fucking gay, I'd have been admin three years ago.

Blitzkrieg

Haters..

thirty7

I don't love Snitsky, i am nothing like him. And it don't bother me if Twisted and J-M get up to funny business as long as I get to smell their feet.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

LOL...You do know Welsh people have feet like Hobbits, very small and hairy. Probably a lot like Ricky Pontings!!

thirty7

That's harsh Bulldog! if i was a bastard i'd neg rep you, but u'd have to be heartless to do that. i don't want to turn this into a thread about who has the more attractive international cricket team, but look at Andrew Flintoff and Michael Vaughan's irregular head before u make fun of Punter

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Blitzkrieg

Well..I would probably pick Blitz to be the Managing Director. He's kinda like a dictator. He has no problem telling people what they should like, who they should like, how they should treat people, and what races to hate.

The two directors would have to be Simon and Ida.. Blitz needs someone to teach him how to run the frickin' control..Blitz would kiss their ass and tell them they look nice.

The office manager would have to be Mister D.. He will make sure Blitz doesn't get too out of control, and they'll talk sports and women when work should be getting done.

5 story tellers huh? Well..Blitz always gets a kick out of stories from Bulldog, Disco, Freak, Miakal, and Spidey..They make his day..Without them, Blitz would be nothing.

Filing clerks? Well..Blitz needs to make sure he doesn't look like an idiot, so he needs some people who have all the answers he needs. Crocky, Thirty7, Steveo, DJ, TJ..etc. These people are all extremely hard workers.

Finally, Blitz's secretaries...hmm..I wonder who they would be. Any guesses? :happy: