Oh, Ex-Girlfriend

Miakal

Don't you love being annoyed by your ex-girlfriend?

They always ruin the day with their phone calls or attacks on the street.

I talked to my ex yesterday and it was hell. It was a very weird conversation, even for me.

I wasn't expecting the whole thing so I was caught off gaurd. Didn't know where I was. Thought about running away.

I was charming, funny. I was great.

And then she became indifferent to my greatness. Egos were bruised.

Then she told me the worst thing ever.

The worst.

She told me that her and her boyfriend are buying a harp together.

People!@ A harp!!!!! I told her that was the gayest + lamest thing ever. I felt bad after saying that of course, I don't want to sound jealous of the new boyfriend. but come on! Gut reaction!@ Please agree with me!

I insulted her some more. I became bitter, bi-polar, and a little bit sore. We parted ways.

Her indifference was the worst. I kept that conversation going just like I did the relationship.

Have fun with your homosexual boyfriend and the harp, you have fallen off of me like dandruff in the morning.

Blitzkrieg

I never talk to somebody I've been with in the past, it's too awkward for me. I just ignore them and they finally go away.:erm2:

Tyler Durden

But are you not always in the market for a quick one?? Wouldn't this go against what you stand for since a woman who's gone with you before is always more likely to go with you again....unless you did something particularly wrong in action!! This goes against everything that the Blitz I know stands for and I claim my $5 prize for outing you as being that Daddio guy and not the real Blitz.

On topic though......I've tried being friends with ex-es but the past always gets in the way and the current woman never likes them being around!!

Blitzkrieg

No..I usually don't have interest in somebody I've already had, I know what you're saying, but I look at it differently. lol

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

I've tried being friends with a couple of ex's from before I got married.

It never worked out. One would not stop calling leading to us changing the house number!

thirty7

i know exactly what you mean, Miakal. I have to put up with that sort of thing with one of my exes all the time. She has a fiance' (at 18) yet, often she calls telling me she thinks about me and misses me. (i wish i made this up, cause it'd be quite the ego boost) At first, i thought it was cool, but now it's annoying.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Mr. Kennedy

I've never had a problem with any of of my exes, I ended up being friends with all of them untill we just lost contact.

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thirty7

You obviously dated sane people then, lol.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Chewy

sane ex girlfriends? please dont lie on the forums please.

The Phantom

I saw my ex the other day, she was sitting on the side of the road because her car had broke down... I just beeped my horn at her and carried on to work...!