The Worst Joke (?) of all time

K Jay · 07-29-2005, 05:55 PM

I was out tonight enjoying a few alcholic drinks with some friends when we were joined by a nice little lady who told the following joke......

Hey do you know who I saw today?

We (as a group) said who?

Everyone I looked at was the reply...

Now sadly because she was about 60% hot most of the guys I was out with laughed (they should be put to death).

So that brings me to the topic, what is the worst joke of all time....

Reilly · 07-29-2005, 06:06 PM

That was the worst story of all time.

Blitzkrieg · 07-29-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reilly

That was the worst story of all time.

ever? Wow..

Reilly · 07-29-2005, 06:15 PM

On second thought, I re-tract it. It truely wasnt THAT bad, just a little meh. Apologies everyone Im male-menstruating =(

K Jay · 07-29-2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reilly

On second thought, I re-tract it. It truely wasnt THAT bad, just a little meh. Apologies everyone Im male-menstruating =(

Nah, it was that bad, I had to live it, I was hoping that at least some of you guys had gone thru something nearly that bad.

One · 07-29-2005, 07:03 PM

naw..i heard worse...today at work..one of my co-worker..she's in her 40s...and always look high n drunk..told me this joke

she said "u remembered those bubbles (soap bubbles) u used to blow when u're little?"

I said "yeh"

she said "bubble said hi"

i swear...after she said that..i can imagine those drum rolls rolling in my head..(u know those one that rolls when the joke is soo horrible?)
that's the one..haha

Papa Shango · 07-29-2005, 07:18 PM

Two sausages were frying in a pan

the one sausage said "Fuck Me.. Its hot in here"

the other one replied.. "Fuck Me!! A talking sausage!"

K Jay · 07-29-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote: naw..i heard worse...today at work..one of my co-worker..she's in her 40s...and always look high n drunk..told me this joke

she said "u remembered those bubbles (soap bubbles) u used to blow when u're little?"

I said "yeh"

she said "bubble said hi"

i swear...after she said that..i can imagine those drum rolls rolling in my head..(u know those one that rolls when the joke is soo horrible?)
that's the one..haha

Yeah I know the sound but even worse I know a joke about it.......

Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff - Ba-Dum-Tschhhh

Easier to say than post

The Half Boy · 07-30-2005, 02:52 PM

This can't be good. I just laughed at the last two...

07-29-2005, 05:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
K Jay Platinum Member Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Rochdale, England Posts: 4,527 vBookie Cash: 949 Rep Power: 9	The Worst Joke (?) of all time I was out tonight enjoying a few alcholic drinks with some friends when we were joined by a nice little lady who told the following joke...... Hey do you know who I saw today? We (as a group) said who? Everyone I looked at was the reply... Now sadly because she was about 60% hot most of the guys I was out with laughed (they should be put to death). So that brings me to the topic, what is the worst joke of all time....
	I had a sig, once.

07-29-2005, 06:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Reilly Ad by Google Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,099 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 8	That was the worst story of all time.
	Give it time

07-29-2005, 06:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Reilly Ad by Google Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,099 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 8	On second thought, I re-tract it. It truely wasnt THAT bad, just a little meh. Apologies everyone Im male-menstruating =(
	Give it time

07-29-2005, 09:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
K Jay Platinum Member Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Rochdale, England Posts: 4,527 vBookie Cash: 949 Rep Power: 9	Quote: naw..i heard worse...today at work..one of my co-worker..she's in her 40s...and always look high n drunk..told me this joke she said "u remembered those bubbles (soap bubbles) u used to blow when u're little?" I said "yeh" she said "bubble said hi" i swear...after she said that..i can imagine those drum rolls rolling in my head..(u know those one that rolls when the joke is soo horrible?) that's the one..haha Yeah I know the sound but even worse I know a joke about it....... Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff - Ba-Dum-Tschhhh Easier to say than post
	I had a sig, once.

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07-29-2005, 07:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
One Magician Status: Offline Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 591 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 4	naw..i heard worse...today at work..one of my co-worker..she's in her 40s...and always look high n drunk..told me this joke she said "u remembered those bubbles (soap bubbles) u used to blow when u're little?" I said "yeh" she said "bubble said hi" i swear...after she said that..i can imagine those drum rolls rolling in my head..(u know those one that rolls when the joke is soo horrible?) that's the one..haha

07-29-2005, 07:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Papa Shango Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,891 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 7	Two sausages were frying in a pan the one sausage said "Fuck Me.. Its hot in here" the other one replied.. "Fuck Me!! A talking sausage!"

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