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Old 07-20-2005, 05:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you were an inanimate object...
What would you be?

An inanimate object would be, of course, any object that doesn't function without the aid of another power source. For example, a military jet could be an inanimate object because it needs force for movement.

I would be an electrical outlet. I like the way it just rests there on the wall, looking like a smilie face, and always ready to entertain us. Some outlets enjoy books and just sit in the corner, all by themselves. Others are whored out and overabused, with several powerstrips raping them of all their power.
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Old 07-20-2005, 06:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'd be a Playstation controller. People all around the world pick me up and play with me for hours on end because I'm so damn cool.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd be an inanimate carbon rod. It gets it's own parade, Employee of the Week award and everything.
I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd be an inanimate carbon rod. It gets it's own parade, Employee of the Week award and everything.
LOL. You've od'd on Simpsons!!

Does remind me of my wedding service when the priest told my wife she would have to obey the rod!!! My wife still thinks I paid the priest to say that, how I didn't burst out laughing at such a serious moment I'll never know.
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A dildo
And a gay person would guy it or some really ugly fat chic. Still want ot be a dildo?

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Old 07-21-2005, 03:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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A spoon.
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Old 07-21-2005, 05:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Miakal I dont know how you think up this stuff lol. Miakals awesome.

I would be a key board, just because it gets pounded all the tim....wait hold on a sec.
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Without a doubt, a tampax.
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Old 07-21-2005, 11:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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