What would you do if you had friends?

Miakal · 07-12-2005, 06:13 PM

I think if I had friends, we would attend major classic latin music festivals.

During Octoberfest we would dress up as Germans, sometimes as Nazi's in drag, yet not drink any beer. That's the way Hitler would want it.

We would touch each other every chance we got but deny the existance, the chance, of a gay under-current between us.

We would act like Ashton Kushturd "Punk'in''n'" all the local homies and end up getting our asses kicked.

We would come on JVN as a unit like we were from Boston and our leader was a 6'4 racially confused young man.

We would all pile our pizza money in to watch the latest WWE Velocity PPV. When the women wrestle we would boo and say "this isn't real wrestling" all the while waiting for Rikishi to do his technical powerhouse move the stink-bomb.

We would go to bars and make animal sounds, really become the herd, and when it was time to be made into a sociable food for fat Americans we would gladly accept our role as crap in your stomachs before we all became crap, officially.

Disco Raheem · 07-13-2005, 02:12 AM

Is Miakal looking to join a frat?

Miakal · 07-13-2005, 02:34 AM

He tried but became uncomfortable at their request with inserting a pool cue.

Disco Raheem · 07-13-2005, 02:54 AM

You let me do it.

Miakal · 07-13-2005, 02:55 AM

Pool cue? Is that what they call it in the Land Down Under?

Joseph T. Cool · 07-13-2005, 02:56 AM

If I had the tv show Friends I would sell it for as much money as anyone would give me.

Disco Raheem · 07-13-2005, 02:59 AM

It's what I call it, cause it always ends with me sinking the black balls.

Miakal · 07-13-2005, 03:02 AM

Americans only have one black ball.

We call him Karl Rove.

Jackie Pies · 07-13-2005, 12:43 PM

I always wished I could stand to be around the pretty girls for more than 10 minutes. If I had pretty girl friends we could have sleepovers,, and you know what happens when girls have sleepovers. Kinda like what happens in the frats, except a lot sexxier. and no sheep are involved.

Dr. Giganto · 07-13-2005, 12:50 PM

When I was in college there was this house of 8 girls I was friends with (some hot, others, not so much). They told me they once actually had a pillow fight in their underwear

I didnt think girls actually did stuff like that, but apparently, they do

07-12-2005, 06:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	What would you do if you had friends? I think if I had friends, we would attend major classic latin music festivals. During Octoberfest we would dress up as Germans, sometimes as Nazi's in drag, yet not drink any beer. That's the way Hitler would want it. We would touch each other every chance we got but deny the existance, the chance, of a gay under-current between us. We would act like Ashton Kushturd "Punk'in''n'" all the local homies and end up getting our asses kicked. We would come on JVN as a unit like we were from Boston and our leader was a 6'4 racially confused young man. We would all pile our pizza money in to watch the latest WWE Velocity PPV. When the women wrestle we would boo and say "this isn't real wrestling" all the while waiting for Rikishi to do his technical powerhouse move the stink-bomb. We would go to bars and make animal sounds, really become the herd, and when it was time to be made into a sociable food for fat Americans we would gladly accept our role as crap in your stomachs before we all became crap, officially.
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07-13-2005, 02:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	He tried but became uncomfortable at their request with inserting a pool cue.
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07-13-2005, 02:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Pool cue? Is that what they call it in the Land Down Under?
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07-13-2005, 03:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Americans only have one black ball. We call him Karl Rove.
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07-13-2005, 02:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Disco Raheem Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,507 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 11	Is Miakal looking to join a frat?

07-13-2005, 02:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Disco Raheem Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,507 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 11	You let me do it.

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Disco Raheem Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,507 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 11	It's what I call it, cause it always ends with me sinking the black balls.

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