joke of the day!

Luke-E

from now on post what you think is joke of the day in here.
this my one i got if off a mate.
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3-pound left testicle, 3-pound right testicle, Turner Brown"
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to,shaking him. The big guy says "Whats wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says "what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
the big dude says, "i saw ur curious look and figured id jsut give you the answers to the Questions every1 always asks me. Im 7 feet tall, i weigh 350 pounds, i have a 20inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name in Turner Brown."
The small guy says "Turner Brown?! Blimey i thought u sed " Turn Around!"

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Luke-E

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The

>old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.

>He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


>He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

>As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them

>kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking,

>"That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

>As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He

>politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man

>said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

>The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

>She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

>Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another

>meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are

>used to sharing everything."

>As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,

>the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat

>a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

>She answered (this is great!)........

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>"THE TEETH."

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