What's the funniest thing that was put in your yearbook?

Necro

Jeez some kid my year put leaving 6 inches to the freshman, and another kid put he enjoys giving girls anal pleasure in the principal's office while he watches.

Of course the guy who was in charge of the yearbook wasnt even paying attention and both got in...

Dr. Giganto

In my school, they gave us each half a page to work with, and we could design it in any way we wanted. You could put pictures, drawings, quotes, whatever you wanted.

The year before I graduated, some asshole put in really really really small writing all this really offensive stuff. Stuff like "I hate *racist term for African-Americans*, I'm going to kill all the *racist term for Jews*" and other stuff like that. It caused a big uproar in my school, and then they werent going to let us design our own pages anymore, but finally the administration let us have it

Tyler Durden

Obviously I wouldn't want it if it were like the examples above, but I wish we had yearbooks in the UK (I stand to be corrected if things have changed since I were a lad!!), we just had autograph books that you'd take round to get your friends to sign and make a comment.

Matt S.

My yearbook profile:

NAME: Matt
Age: 17 (now 19 may I add)
Favourite Class: Any of them, he's a bit of a geek
Most likely to be doing: Looking vacant
Most likely to say: Wha....who...what were you saying again?
Most likely to be: Conservative MP

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