Who's on your desert island?

Tyler Durden

So if you were to be stuck on a desert island (I don't know why....it's a game!!) with five members of KYN'ers which five would you pick and why?

I'll go later as I haven't thought about it yet!!

The Half Boy

I always had a soft spot for that Fieldmouse fellow, so I think I'll choose him as one.

2: The Farmer - He can cultivate the sand into some fine foliage.
3: Tony Schiavone - To make this the greatest trip, in the history of this great board.
4: Maniaman - Always insightful comments.
5: and finally, Narc: Every good trip needs some *****...

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Quack Handle

Disco Raheem - He's Australian, so obviously he will no how to deal with any wild animals that may come along.

Miakal - I see him as somewhat of a mother figure.

Simon - His freakish strength will keep us all safe. We will call him, Dad.

Pink - Some light relief from all the gayness. (aka Miakal and Disco)

J-M - Entertainment and comedy. A welsh rapper, he can rap till his hearts content.

Tyler Durden

I'd love to take you all with me, but since it's just 5 I'll go for those that would serve a purpose for me there -

Spidey - Very knowledgeable. I just know I'm going to get things in my head over there like "who played the 2nd cowboy from the left in that old movie called ???" and it'll drive me crazy if I don't have anyone to answer this stuff for me.

Ida - Well if I'm going to be stuck on some crappy island I'd hate the thought of him being on these boards missing me so if I'm gonna suffer I'm going to take him too.

Demetrius(or)Dave - Can't decide between these two. I need someone there who consistently makes me laugh and both of them do, so I'll play them off in a comedy cage match against each other before the flight!!

Blitz - First to make me welcome here, always a good arguer, usually disagrees with me so he's there to argue with me since I can't argue with Ida as he's always right (yeah, right!!)

J(or)Pink(or)Gemma - I'm a guy, I've gotta be able to occasionally ogle some lady in a bikini to remind me of why I wanna get home to my wife. I guess thinking about it I'd pick J because, well it'd be kinda creepy for me to ogle someone as young as Pink or Gemma. Of course, Hellkat would have been under consideration too however there is no way I'm on some island with Ida getting some and me having nothing!!

I'm done.

Dr. Giganto

1. Simon - to protect me

2. Blitz - for sports/hip-hop/woman talk

3. Miakal - for intellectual conversation

4. Spidey - for movie/comic book talk

5. Pink - for obvious reasons

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

pp2 - Someone who I have a lot in common with. Great converstations are easy with him and I would need a friend on the island.

Bulldog - Again a great person with a great sense of humor. His outlook on life is something I admire and respect him for.

Blitz - One of the first to welcome me here too. Always able to start great conversations about wrestling and life in general.

Mister D - Great guy and always good conversation

The Dude - Another movie person and a great all around personality. He could supply and add to conversations about Star Wars with pp2 and myself.

Chewy

I own you Dave and tonight in that steel cage i'll prove there is NO WAY OUT

JR: By gawd thats some strong words coming from Demetrius, there will be nothing but laughter and people pissing there pants tonight.

King: I hope he makes a joke about puppies.
:king gets all excited and starts jerking off:

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

haha. good stuff

Create A Poster for No Mercy

pp2

Spidey: Ditto for the conversation. I'd need someone that had as much useless trivia stored in their brain as me so I knew at least one person would know what I was talking about half the time. Add in the fact he's a good guy, its a no-brainer.

JM: Every island needs its Gilligan, so who better than JM for that important role? Another person I know I can trust is a good thing, plus he can amuse me by acting ghetto to the crabs roaming around the beach and cutting freestyles on the scrod.

Papa Shango: Its a must to have someone who can sing "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" with me as we commiserate about our fate.

Spinoff: Need someone with gaming knowledge to help me set up my coconut arcade.

Biff: I saw him lurking around here the other day. He'd be perfect to have around, with his lustful recollections of Linda Carter and Krispy Kreme donuts!

Inogenius

Bouch: Everyone needs someone to make fun of. Sorry it has to be you. Really, I do love you.

Freak: I need someone to keep me feeling good, and telling me I look good.

Miakal: How can you not love this huggable teddy bear?

Jackie: She seems like a freak in bed, and pretty good looking. You can't take a random girl to a deserted island, you need one that'll try out some crazy things.

DDG/Whatever the fuck his name is now: I need someone to sit on a rock and get drunk with. How we're getting the alcohol, I don't know. I'm sure there's someway to create your own.

Sorry Simone, I almost picked you for the last spot, but I think you'd go crazy and kill everyone.

Spidey, you were close too, but you're too smart. I'd beat the shit out of you everytime you made me look dumb.