Have you ever stalked a woman?

Miakal

....or man.

Come on, we all know you've done it. Maybe with a friend. Most likely alone.

That beautiful girl you keep seeing in school or in the office or at the dance club on the pole.

You wait for her in certain spots where she is known to roam just to get a glimpse or perhaps a locket of her hair.

You find yourself knowing her entire schedule. You run into her in the hallway and knock down her books so you can pick them up for her and then accidently feel her bosoms. They are nice, aren't they?

And then you start to take it a little too far. It moves outside of the office or school place. Suddenly you find yourself in her front lawn watching her change clothes in a nearby window. You don't have any clothes on and have no idea where they have left you.

You begin to wear black burglar paint every night as this process continues. You spend 700 dollars on binoculars at a sporting store with an Owl for the mascot.

You find yourself repeling down her bedroom ceiling like a spider or Tom Cruise.

She asks you who you are, why you keep following her, why you are in her house.

You say, "Conchita I love you and can't breathe anymore" and she calls the authorities and now you only stalk her in your dreams.

Freak

Hahahahhaahaha write a book.

I have a pretty sharp mind so I tend to figure out quickly where to spot whichever girl I'm into at the time, whether it's based on her school schedule or her preferred bus stop. I don't know if that's stalking though... I'm just very aware.

There was one time though, where I created a fake email address and added a chick to MSN. I have this policy where I don't talk to girls I like over the internet, and refuse to give them my email address. I really wanted to read this girl's MSN profile though, so I added her to the fake account, and ended up reading her Livejournal.

:erm2:

Blitzkrieg

that was nice...


I can't say I've ever stalked...well, certainly not to the extent that the story went. I'd like to hear more.

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

I won't even hardly look at a woman twice for fear of getting the mortal crap beaten out of me by a jealous boyfriend........I'm just too scared and shy for my own good.

Hypocrisy at it's worst!

Lou

I followed this guy home once when I was in middle school. We were in a feud, and I wanted to find out where he lived so I could take a crap on his lawn or something. But I was too scared, and never really did anything.

We eventually became great friends by high school though. Go figure.

Disco Raheem

I'm not allowed on a computer till 2012.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

No but i was stalked by a married woman for two years before I met my current wife.

I rejected her advances but the things she was trying got worse and worse.

It ended when I informed her husband of what she was doing and played for him an audio tape of a conversation.

Hated to do it, but the woman would call at all hours of the night. She was very scary.

Necro

VIP Room Moderator

One time I stalked this hooker. She wouldnt even sleep with me for money....