| Hello my fine students. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello my fine students. It is I Professor Von Noob here to enlighten all my students of some fine little nuggets I picked up recently. I was taking a different route to the university and decided to take the bus. When I got off the number seven I bumped into a man playing the saxophone over at the bus stop. He asked for some spare change, I obliged with a crisp one-dollar bill. He then jumps out of his corner and blurted out “Disco Raheem is misunderstood!!” I was completely startled, as you can see I have been lurking on this forum for years studying all my “students” and I must say I agree…Disco Raheem is misunderstood. But how did this poor, and apparently homeless man know Disco.
This is a mystery that certainly needed to be looked into. I invited him into a nearby coffee shop. I reckon the only reason he joined me is due to extreme desire for a chocolate donut.
We were suddenly alone in the coffee shop. I reckon his odor had something to do with it. He told me some quite amazing stories about just about everyone on this forum. I was not only baffled at his ramblings, but completely intrigued. We ended up speaking for over two hours, during which time I jotted down all the notes I could about all of you.
I can’t wait to share them with you.
May Peace be with you all
Professor Peter Von Noob |