Well this doesnt happen every day...

Crockerinho

I was walking up to my other house this morning at about 5am to pick my car up (I left it there last night as I was going for a drink) and as Im walking up the road I hear this cry of "HELP" I lokk to see next to some roadworks to see a bloke lying down on the floor.

I jumped the guardrail to see if he was ok and tried flagging down some traffic, I asked him what was wrong he said he was dying, he then saidhe had a stab wound and was walking home from the hospitall when he collapsed. Eventually a taxi driver pulled over and he phoned an ambulance and the police (my phone battery was dead) he had to go as he had an airport job, so I stayed with him and noticed he had a strong smell of Alcohol on his breath, another car pulls up to see if he was ok at this point the guy seems to be losing conciouness. The police then arrive and he changes his story saying that a blue vauxhall Astra had him and had 3 asian lads in there the ambulance came and he put up a huge fight as they got him in the ambulance

Personally I think he was pissed and fell over but im now waiting for the oilce to contact me

Tyler Durden

Don't worry about him. Smackdown and John Cena have taught me that stab wounds result in no scarring and full fitness within about a month.

Blitzkrieg

Jesus Christ...so was he bleeding a lot or like what happend? ..did he appear to be severely injured?

Crockerinho

They was no stabbing, he said he'd been to he hospial already for that, but I think he was bullshitting

Miakal

This why it's never right to help people who are not woman and naked.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

My Dad works security for a local hospital.

He happened upon a naked woman using the outdoor hose for a shower when he was doing his rounds one day.

Upon approaching her and telling her she could not bathe there, she preceeded to scream and try to attack him by clawing his eyes out.

It took 4 guards to hold her down until the police came and took her away. She was high on some kind of drug.

In this case it's not good to help a naked woman either.

Duke

if u can't trust naked women who can u trust

Zar

semi-naked women?

Crockerinho

I told you this doesnt happen every day, it hasnt happend to me since

Tyler Durden

Thanks for taking me to the hospital Crock