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Old 03-29-2005, 02:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Store Clerks of the Opposite Sex

Do you ever get store clerks of the opposite sex who are way too friendly?

Tell us about it. We're dying to know.

Last week I bought a book by Marquis De Sade. The woman at the counter, that silly little thing, began telling me about how she was named after one of his books (Justine apparently) and how she always loved his work. Did I see the special on Showtime or whatever? People who like Sade have a different taste in art. He was very political. Did you know that sadism comes from his name? It's true. It's hard to find people who read interesting work (lady---it's only Sade and we live in one of the largest cities in the country).

I hardly said anything. If the store wasn't packed and a line of people weren't behind me I would've thought nothing of it.

My point is, I don't like it when people flirt with me out of my environment which is, usually, strip clubs and stuff.

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Old 03-29-2005, 02:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, was she at least attractive though? You're so picky. At the bookstore I shop at, one of the cashier-ladies only has one hand and the other is like a stump-claw. She's polite about it though, and holds your change in the claw, passes you your book/bag, transfers the cash to the good hand, and then passes you that.

When I disputed my speeding ticket, the girl who did all the paperwork for me, probably 19 or 20, was flirting with me the whole time, cracking jokes about my driving and the like. She was cute too.
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Old 03-29-2005, 02:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Stump claw! hahahahahaha! Jesus. That's a good way to lose an erection.

This woman was super hot. She was taller than me, too. I like that when they are in to me.

I forgot to mention that I hadn't shaved in about a week and looked like complete shit. I didn't expect to get ransacked, I just wanted to browse for books and I found something.

I should've asked her out but it just seemed so awkward with angry people behind me.

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Old 03-29-2005, 02:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah, that reminds of me Zellers-Girl...

Last summer me and some friends were buying camping stuff at Zellers (think Canadian K-Mart), and the cashier was this tall-but-cute brunette, and there was an IMMEDIATE connection. She had these really hot glasses too, which I go for sometimes. Anyway, I went back in a few times to buy random things over the next few weeks, and just when I had decided I would go profess my love to her, I realized it was the end of summer and she had disappeared from my life forever. I guess maybe she had quit to go to school or something. I still go back in every now and then, and other times I wander campus, hoping maybe she goes to my school.
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Old 03-29-2005, 02:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Wandering campus to find your long lost love that you barely knew. That's pathetic!

I've done that. not so much on campus but elsewhere. Strip clubs.

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Old 03-29-2005, 02:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I should get in on this now.


Ok, there was this girl that worked at a local mall I go to a lot. She worked in this store called "Gadzooks" which is basically an ...well, atually I don't know what to call the store. They sell clothes like for Urban Wear and stuff like that, but they also sell clothes like American Eagle, and stuff like that. Name brands I guess.

Anyway, she was so fricken good looking man. Oh my god!!...She was like 5' 4", long blonde hair, Really fit, great rack, round booty, Tan, everything I like. Anyway, the first time I went in there was complete bullshit because there were so many people in the fucking store, but the second time I actually got to talk to her, and she seemed to be a really cool chick, but then like in Freak's story she must have went back to school, got another job, whatever, Cuz I never saw her again.

If she is reading this board, I LOVE YOU BABY!! MEET ME AT GADZOOKS SOMETIME!!
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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One time me and my friends were driving down to Florida for spring break and we stopped at a Subway in Virginia. After paying for my food, the chick behind the counter gave me my change and caressed my hand while doing so, and said something in a flirty manner, i dont remember exactly what though.

Unfortunately, she was not good-looking at all

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Old 03-29-2005, 09:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I should've asked her out but it just seemed so awkward with angry people behind me.
No need to ask her out if she's that much into Maruis de Sade. Just take your belt off and flog her into ecstasy
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No need to ask her out if she's that much into Maruis de Sade. Just take your belt off and flog her into ecstasy
I certainly thought of it.

I flogged something that evening anyway.

I vow to go back and see her and try and get somewhere with her. But not today.

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Old 03-29-2005, 02:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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you lucky bastards, i never get anything good like this. but there is there girl i work with that is real hot and likes jesus and asked my freind who she likes to go to church but he declined cuz he said he doesnt care for church. so today i'm wearing my "property of jesus" shirt and i hope she sees it and falls in love with me and we have sweaty sex in the garden center.


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