Women pays for airplane tickets for mermaids lol.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

Woman paid invisible 'mermaids' airfare
By Michael Hartnack, Associated Press Writer
HARARE, Zimbabwe — A woman testified that she paid a popular local musician to fly four mermaids from London to Harare to help her recover a stolen car and cash.
Businesswoman Magrate Mapfumo said she paid $5,000 to fly the invisible mermaids to Harare on the advice of musician Edna Chizema, who is on trial for theft by false pretenses, the state-owned Herald newspaper reported Thursday.

Zimbabwe's Shona people believe mermaids are fearsome enchantresses capable of wreaking vengeance on wrongdoers.

Mapfumo testified that she sought Chizema's advice after her car and millions of Zimbabwean dollars (thousands of U.S. dollars) were stolen.

Mapfumo said she also paid for the mermaids to be housed at Harare's plush tourist resort, the Jameson Hotel, and supplied with mobile phones and electrical generators to cope with the Zimbabwean capital's numerous power cuts, the paper said.

"I asked about the names of the mermaids and I was told they were called Emma, Charmaine, Sharvine, Bella and a fifth one who was said to be an Arab mermaid," the Herald quoted Mapfumo as telling the court.

"All the time, she (Chizema) told me I could not see the mermaids as only spirit mediums could do so."

Chewy

hahaha Sooo basically the airplane company and the resort ripped off the nut case.

Sorof sounds like a lunny from around here.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol true. lady mustve been a complete braindead.

Chewy

Maybe her Mermaid and My Troll can hook up, ill be glad to get that bastard out of the house lol.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol. i got some trolls. one lives under my porch to keep away evil spirits.

Chewy

rolf thats awesome

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

i also got a leprechaun. he guards me gold.

Blitzkrieg

I got something living under the porch..but I dunno what it is.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol prob a dead body.

Chewy

poke it with a stick, if it moves grab the hose, it could be a possible bum thats what pest control told me to do