Walmart

Miakal · 03-15-2005, 03:21 AM

Does anyone go to Walmart?

When I have to travel outside of Chicago and go into some God fearing, boring Midwestern town there's usually nothing to do but hit up a Walmart and buy needless crap.

Last weekend I went to one and there was this black guy working there yelling about how someone called him the "n" word (he said the real word I just don't want to be censored). I guess someone he worked with called him that. Anyway, she was like NO I DIDN'T I DID NOT. And he was all like I AIN'T WORKING AT A PLACE THAT TREATS ME LIKE THIS. THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT FOR REAL.

And it was all very scary. Especially given the fact that there was a million people there. Everyone just kept on with themselves like it wasn't happening. For a while I wondered if it did.

Anyway, the bottom line is that Walmart is scary and the people are mindless retards. I often wish for their death.

Futhermore, the woman was obviously Papa Shango.

Necro · 03-15-2005, 02:04 PM

Some guy at walmart told me to stop bouncing a basketball, even though I only bounced it about 3 times to see how good of a ball it was. The kid looked like he was about 20 what a jerkoff

Quack Handle · 03-15-2005, 02:08 PM

Walmart own 'Asda' over here, which is the second best supermarket (in terms of market share I believe) ahead of Sainsbury's, below the mighty Tesco however.

Randy Orton · 03-15-2005, 02:16 PM

I go to walmart to buy candy. it is cheap.

DMW · 03-15-2005, 04:08 PM

I went into an Asda last time I was over in the UK and it was very wierd to see all the "Walmartisms" throughout the store.

Miakal · 03-15-2005, 04:25 PM

Asda and Walmart, while owned by the same company, are fairly different though aren't they?

Asda from what I've heard is a much better store and not a white-trash haven.

DMW · 03-15-2005, 04:27 PM

But they still have those stupid smiley faces all over the place.

Miakal · 03-15-2005, 04:29 PM

He's just trying to tell you that they have, "ALWAYS LOW PRICES!"

Quack Handle · 03-15-2005, 04:30 PM

That's Asda Price.

*Pats my arse*

HellKat · 03-15-2005, 07:12 PM

I hate going to WalMart. It's a zoo and some jackass is always ramming their cart up your ass... unless you like that sort of thing... it's a horrible place to go.

03-15-2005, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Walmart Does anyone go to Walmart? When I have to travel outside of Chicago and go into some God fearing, boring Midwestern town there's usually nothing to do but hit up a Walmart and buy needless crap. Last weekend I went to one and there was this black guy working there yelling about how someone called him the "n" word (he said the real word I just don't want to be censored). I guess someone he worked with called him that. Anyway, she was like NO I DIDN'T I DID NOT. And he was all like I AIN'T WORKING AT A PLACE THAT TREATS ME LIKE THIS. THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT FOR REAL. And it was all very scary. Especially given the fact that there was a million people there. Everyone just kept on with themselves like it wasn't happening. For a while I wondered if it did. Anyway, the bottom line is that Walmart is scary and the people are mindless retards. I often wish for their death. Futhermore, the woman was obviously Papa Shango.
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03-15-2005, 04:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Asda and Walmart, while owned by the same company, are fairly different though aren't they? Asda from what I've heard is a much better store and not a white-trash haven.
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03-15-2005, 04:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	He's just trying to tell you that they have, "ALWAYS LOW PRICES!"
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DMW Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: New York, NY Posts: 1,614 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 9	I went into an Asda last time I was over in the UK and it was very wierd to see all the "Walmartisms" throughout the store.

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DMW Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: New York, NY Posts: 1,614 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 9	But they still have those stupid smiley faces all over the place.

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