Two Tough Questions

Quack Handle

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll down for the answer.









































Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Dr. Giganto

I saw the Candidate thing before. Never saw the Beethoven thing though

Blitzkrieg

I'd probably still tell her to get the abortion.

Jackie Pies

i always liked that 2nd question when i was in high school. thought it was real funny how straight laced hitler was.. then i found out the truth:
a special on history channel called 'high hitler' about his personal doctor who prescribed him (for medical purposes) numerous drugs including cocaine, uppers, downers, stimulants, laxatives, pain killers, bull testicles, and even feces. gross. and anti-flattulance pills that contained strictnine
he also received a daily 'vitamin' shot that actually contained amphetamine
your precious hitler isn't so great now is he.. hahahah

adding on, plus theory has it that he suffered from syphallis

killeoin

Hey!
Leave him alone!
What did he ever do to you???

Jackie Pies

polish ancestry
otherwise i just like all the crazy drugs in there. i like ww2 history

IRALB

Keep note that Hitler was married for all of one day, in a bunker before he and his wife committed suicide.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

I would've voted for hitler.

Jackie Pies

yeah, i'm a big fan

IRALB

Fuck you bitch.

Yeah, I heard lil Adolf was hopped up on about ninety-two types of drugs by the time he died.