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04-29-2006, 08:32 AM
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| The Elite  Status: Offline
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Rep Power: 6  | Chuck Norris Facts A list of Chuck Norris's favourite Chuck Norris facts: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. |
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04-29-2006, 11:40 AM
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| A rainbow in the dark
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Rep Power: 10  | Ah Arbiter, this is the exact reason we have you on the team. Not for gFx, no, but for strategically placed comic relief. Bites frost.....lol. | |
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05-09-2006, 12:57 AM
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| Your Personal Execution The One True King Status: Offline
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Rep Power: 4 | Chuck Norris owns. One time.... Chuck Norris inpregnated a covenet of nuns tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. 9 months later...they gave birth to the '72 Miami Dolphins. The only undefeated team in NFL history. |
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05-24-2006, 04:42 PM
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Rep Power: 5 | Good stuff guys, here are some more......... Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. Chuck Norris invented water. |
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