Dammit You Quims. Why Can't I Have a Beard???

The Half Boy

Bloody southerners. Just don't get it. Although I admit, the wee bit of crook is a bastard to shave in.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

The Dude

^^^
Said by a man who probably can't grow one. :-D

Everyone who's cool wears goatees: Steve Austin, Mark McGuire, myself...

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

Miakal

Steve Austin and Mark McGuire are cool because they do something cool. Kick ass and use steriods.

The Dude is a fan favorite on JVN so of course he's cool.

Jackie, that's just gross. Beards were unmodern and outlawed in Russia over a million years ago. This still holds true today.

Most guys I know who have them are a bit...well, you know. And consequently score about as much as Disco on STD lockdown.

Jackie Pies

beards were outlawed in rus because peter was insane.

i love my boyfriend's beard and before he grew it out, i loved his goatee and chops.

Miakal

Peter knew the theory of cultural evolution.

Jackie Pies

rasputin and nicholas ii had beards, after peter outlawed them. i think they're back.

Miakal

Rusputain was very much insane.

And he smelled like donkey piss.

Blitzkrieg

Administrator

I think Miakal is right on this one. Most women I've known over the years don't really like beards. I could grow one if I wanted to but it just wouldn't look right. I like to go with the haven't shaved in a couple days look, cuz I'm a lazy bastard like that.

Dr. Giganto

Some women like the "havent shaved in a few days" look, but when its planned, and not just a result of laziness and sloppiness. They like that rugged cowboy-type look. Full beards are another story all together. I think older women tend to like beards more, and younger women like more clean-cut guys.

some guys look better with a little stubble. I personally, think that I look better with some facial hair. My beard is kinda thick now, but I'm not doing it to impress women. Its to impress other gay bearded men

Quack Handle

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Said by the man who spends 20 minutes a day styling facial hair to perfection. I mean you look at these guys and you think, what the fuck, what's the point.